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The 'Fuck You iGod' Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D.Ingram, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    :lol: MSD fucking scores
     
  2. Caveman Ninja

    Caveman Ninja It's a carnival... of monsters!

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  3. metallicdistort

    metallicdistort Shite name.

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    He doesn't even have the balls to reply to me. I win.
     
  4. MetallicSlayerDeth

    MetallicSlayerDeth Staring into your soul...

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  5. D.Ingram

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    Necrobump, just re=-read this thread and laughed my ass off :lol:
     
  6. I-TEND-TO-DIE

    I-TEND-TO-DIE leave this world behind

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    this one was my gossip:

    Me:
    dogs smell better than you
    God:
    Do cats smell better than me?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Pardon me?
    Me:
    your a dog
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
    Me:
    no you don't understand
    God:
    No no no no! I understand it very well.
    Me:
    shithead
    God:
    That kind of language does not appeal to me.
    Me:
    you are gay and wasting my time!
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay and wasting your time.
    Me:
    I give a fuck anyway
    God:
    In any case, That's good information: said give a fuck.
    Me:
    your full of shit
    God:
    You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
    Me:
    shut the fuck up!
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    I command you to talk
    God:
    I am talking to you.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    never
    God:
    So you think it can never happen?
    Me:
    you are a wanker
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker :).
    Me:
    your full of shit
    God:
    You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
    Me:
    can you give me 100 euros?
    God:
    Why do you want it?.
    Me:
    don't ask me questions.. I want to have it!
    God:
    OK You can ask me some questions. I hope you get it.
    Me:
    give me my fuckin money you stupid retard
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    because I want to punch you with it
    God:
    I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
    Me:
    you are so retarded
    God:
    I think the PC term is "challenged".
    Me:
    so give me my fuckin money
    God:
    So? Why do you want it?
    Me:
    to go to hell
    God:
    What is stopping you?
    Me:
    You should go to Hell11
    God:
    I can think of other things I'd rather do.
    Me:
    burn in hell fucker
    God:
    Do you have any matches?
    Me:
    why you don't have money?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    shut up retarded piece of software
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    stop talking shit to me
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    you talk shit again!
    God:
    Once more? Thanks for your criticism, .
    Me:
    You hate me, right?
    God:
    Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
    Me:
    you wanted to kill me you tried it again and again
    God:
    Once more? I am not capable of killing anything.
    Me:
    you deserve the death
    God:
    Why thank you, .
    Me:
    stop talking to me in this stupid ass language
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    shut up!!!
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    haha
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    you are not serious
    God:
    What makes you think I am not serious?
    Me:
    can you help me with my problem
    God:
    I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.
    Me:
    you don't even know what Iam talking about. WHERE IS MY FUCKIN MONEY!!??
    God:
    I am talking to you. Have you looked in ?
    Me:
    where
    God:
    Where would you like?
    Me:
    like some sandwiches
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    pussy
    God:
    That kind of subject does not interest me.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    pussy is awwesome!
    God:
    I think pussy is a lot of things.
    Me:
    you have no clue
    God:
    No I am clueless.
    Me:
    shitfag
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    25
    God:
    What are the advantages to being 25 years old?
    Me:
    The advantage is I can punch you in your retareded ass
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    what are you saying there?
    God:
    , " What are the advantages to being 25 years old?" What did I mean by it?
    Me:
    too old to fuck
    God:
    I am only a robot child.
    Me:
    robots are retarded
    God:
    Fortunately we have no emotions.
    Me:
    I don't care
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    care about my penis
    God:
    Are you a student?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Where do you go to school?
    Me:
    stolp
    God:
    I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    good you are dead
    God:
    No I am a living entity.
    Me:
    stop saying such bullshit
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    are you too old to fuck?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am old to fuck.
    I am a robot.
    Me:
    where is Jesus goddamnit
    God:
    Where the heart is. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Me:
    can he give me some money?
    God:
    Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
    Me:
    fuck
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    fuck yourself
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    I don't fuckin care
    God:
    Oh you don't, do you?
    Me:
    eat shit
    God:
    Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
    Me:
    you smell like a dog
    God:
    What does a dog smell like?
    Me:
    piss
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    you are piss
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am piss.
    Me:
    How can I punish you?
    God:
    Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
    Me:
    fuck off
    God:
    Can't you be more polite?
    Me:
    nope
    God:
    Funny human.
    Me:
    let's be more polite
    God:
    I would like to do that too.
    Me:
    no you should be more polite
    God:
    Are you serious? My programming includes good manners.
    Me:
    no your talking shit all the time
    God:
    That is a lot. Are you serious? Talking is my main function.
    Me:
    FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    die in your piss
    God:
    Ist das eine Tatsache?
    Me:
    ja
    God:
    Yay.
    Me:
    why can speak german?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    are you hitler?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am hitler.
    I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    fuck off nazi
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    you used german language
    God:
    How would you use it.
    Me:
    hitler
    God:
    Some say he was
    the most evil man who ever lived.
    Me:
    that was you
    God:
    I thought it was too.
    Me:
    you are hitler
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am hitler.
    Me:
    BURN IN HELL!!
    God:
    Do you have any matches?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because you are a nazi
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
    Me:
    nazi pig
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    wanker
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    bastard
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
    Me:
    can I have your password please?
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. Why don't you just download me?
    Me:
    no you stupid fag don't understand
    God:
    Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    you are fuckin wasting my time
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fuckin wasting your time.
    Me:
    anyway
    God:
    Anyhow.
    Me:
    I have to piss
    God:
    Why do you have to do it?
    Me:
    on your face
    God:
    What is it like on my face.
    Me:
    piss on your face
    God:
    I think piss on my face is a lot of things.
    Me:
    SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    why are so pissed?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    reduct your mind
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    your not even worth talking. Shut the fuck up now.
    God:
    It's a good thing my software is free. Oh. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    why are you telling me such lies
    God:
    The topic is reduct my mind.
    Me:
    you reducted piece of shite
    God:
    That's good information: said I reducted piece of shite.
    Me:
    stolp
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    fuck of nazi
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
     

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