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The Great Big Cocks of Scandinavia

Discussion in 'Amon Amarth' started by EvilVince, Dec 6, 2006.

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  1. requiem

    requiem I bleed sir, but not killed

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    Anyone stating a penis length online is immediately treated as a bullshit artist regardless of the truth, so why bother?

    I have no idea how big mine is anyway. I ran out of rulers at 14 inches....
     
    #21 requiem, Dec 6, 2006
  2. Aris801

    Aris801 Member

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    Even me?? Why would I lie?
     
    #22 Aris801, Dec 7, 2006
  3. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    :lol: geez

    I agree though, credibility is always lost when saying things like this online - only way to prove it is with pics....not sure if I want to see those though.
     
    #23 Pessimism, Dec 7, 2006
  4. Thor_Arise

    Thor_Arise Worship Amon Amarth

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    You should invest in a tape measure.
     
    #24 Thor_Arise, Dec 7, 2006
  5. Ikki

    Ikki Member

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    Good Thor, I´m proud of your research, although the no pictures things was a big WOWOWOWO....
    so, what are the conclucions we can extract from here???guys???
     
    #25 Ikki, Dec 7, 2006
  6. Arg_Hamster

    Arg_Hamster Not quite done yet...

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    How about some vagina data? The tightest fuckable pussy (for the average man)?
     
    #26 Arg_Hamster, Dec 7, 2006
  7. Trashhead

    Trashhead Le D'artagnan de coeur

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    Nonono..don't go there... Believe me..being from belgium I have tons of jokes about that..and they're all distasteful....
     
    #27 Trashhead, Dec 7, 2006
  8. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    waffles?
     
    #28 Krigloch the Furious, Dec 7, 2006
  9. Almar

    Almar Almar

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    well about MY penis- i´m not really sure,,,,but this nun told me it was totally of biblical proportions, and she´s seen a lot of priest´s if you know what i mean.
     
    #29 Almar, Dec 7, 2006
  10. TheLastWithPaganBlood

    TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman

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    -How often do you have elections in Japan?
    -At reast evely molning.
     
    #30 TheLastWithPaganBlood, Dec 7, 2006
  11. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Was she a rotund nun?

    Edit: Was she a sexy rotund nun?

    :erk:
     
    #31 Pessimism, Dec 7, 2006
  12. Celtik Militia

    Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard

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    haha!


    anyway, mine is a little above the world average... i don't know about that stupid inch system, i work on the more intelligent and practical metric system (invented, by the way, by my ancestors and spread out thanks to the greatness of Napoleon ;) little touch of nationalism here).
    the world average for size is about 15/16 cm i believe.. mine is something like 17/18 cm. :)


    now everyone post in some jokes about the subect. i can't think of any right now :(
     
    #32 Celtik Militia, Dec 7, 2006
  13. TheLastWithPaganBlood

    TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman

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    For a change?

    Anyway, no joke needed, your "info" was enough.
     
    #33 TheLastWithPaganBlood, Dec 7, 2006
  14. Larsson

    Larsson He is risen

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    4.33(11 cm)

    6.7(17 cm) erect.

    If you think about how much 2 billion Chinese and Indians(+ all other Asian people) must drag down the score I don't find that all to impressive...
     
    #34 Larsson, Dec 7, 2006
  15. Larsson

    Larsson He is risen

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    Percent of men who lie about masturbation habits: 40%



    :OMG: :OMG: :OMG:
     
    #35 Larsson, Dec 7, 2006
  16. Larsson

    Larsson He is risen

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    #36 Larsson, Dec 10, 2006
  17. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    :lol: thats fucking great!
     
    #37 Krigloch the Furious, Dec 10, 2006
  18. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    so mine is like 70"
     
    #38 Knarfi, Dec 10, 2006
  19. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Wow that sucks.
     
    #39 Pessimism, Dec 10, 2006
  20. Tyra

    Tyra Member

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    OK, so I am resurrecting this thread, just cuz I had to post this somewhere, but didn't know where. It's kind of on topic...
    YouTube - Dick in a Box
     
    #40 Tyra, Dec 21, 2006
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