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The Great Depression/Butthurt thread

Discussion in 'Bloodbath' started by (The bass player), Sep 7, 2014.

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    @Lifemocker
    send her links or screenshots of the posts where you're telling us what happened
     
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    That's cute you guys are encouraging me, but im not a hoe, im not gonna cheat on my harddrive waifus
     
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    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    hahaha
     
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    New Opeth song - new dissapointment.

    Riffs are really bad, sounds like something I was randomly playing when I was trying to figure out how to play my own shit.

    There were maybe 20 seconds in total that I didnt dislike.
     
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    found a girl who really really loves sucking dick
    she decided she wants to suck my dick
    which sounds awesome
    until i mention that she's horrible at it
    my dick is actually kinda in pain while it's in her mouth
     
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    So a certain annual programming conference had been shutdown for amazing reason.

    There were only white males presenting this year, and people were outraged. For those kind of conferences only the best are picked up (obviously) and only one woman applied.

    Turns out even though stained skins and WEMEN are too stupid to program and present their skills, they are necessary in order to run the conference. I've been on some conferences that just waste your time by hiring terrible people to lead it and the very moment my time would be ruined by WEMEN or stained skin just for the sake of diversity I would came up with an AI on the spot that would develop a virus targeting different skin colors and sexes than mine.

    This world is fucking ending.


    https://twitter.com/KarlLHughes/status/1151525811616387073


    "Everyone has the same chances” is the exact problem. What are you doing to elevate women and POC?"


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTAL FUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDD


    "We actively reached out to women both in the PHP community and local to the event and still sometimes had no submissions from women."

    DAMN WHITE MAN, COULDNT YOU JUST KIDNAP WEMEN AND FORCE THE TO SUBMIT?!
     
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    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    They should've put a couple of women with "How to use echo" type talks on the main stage just for the lulz. That twitter thread is a fucking shambles
     
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    Important question is how are they going to elevate me to 100m sprint olympics.

    I hope theyre not gonna dyscriminate me just because im fat and short.
     
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    Didnt learn japanese fast enough and im gonna have to migrate soon, otherwise socialist scum are gonna ruin me.

    Election next month, ruling party wants to rule again and they will rise minimal wage by almost 100% by the 2022, in the meantime bombarding their followers with more free money that will be stolen from me.

    Fucking uneducated trash, lazy fuckers just fucking 24/7, spawning screeching kids and getting paid for that. What a fucking shithole I live in,
     
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    Made a twitter account for 2 reason:
    1. Have access to japanese internet, it seems to be japs social website, so I can get some language immersion
    2. Cosplayers, mostly asian but there are some good european / american too.

    And because of the second point I've seen some american cosers retweeting shit. I check the profile:

    "Trans-X. Pronouns: X Y Z"

    Do I seriously have to check every profile nowadays and learn how to address those pokemon? Im not doing that lmao. Where are my nukes, there's tons of shit like that and I thought all this shitshow is contained within tumblr.
     
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    damm
     
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    Commissioner Gordon and Catwoman are now black LOL
     
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    At least Gordon will be played by good actor.

    Probably still not gonna watch it and catwoman cast was terrible for ages. Last good Catwoman was Pfeiffer. At least they dont lie and know it;s blacks who like to steal :3
     
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    @arg
    am i the only one that was having wet-dreams about Pfeiffer's catwoman??
     
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    Well, couldnt give less fucks about US tbh, nothing good comes out of it, if it suddenly got nuked I probably wouldnt even notice, just some websites would have to be hosted somewhere else.

    Just leave Alaska alone, want to visit one time, would also sightsee some shit in other states, but i dont want to get shot by bipedal ape.
     
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    Have slept maybe 3 hours total this night (and failed to fall asleep for over 4 hours) because of my fucking wisdom teeth.

    Ive had problems with them 4 years ago, but I was a manly man and lived through the pain and I thought the teeth just died and lied dormant.

    But they're back for round two. I think one tooth was just pretending to be dead, it started growing now again and right into my cheek and I think it's starting to grow into my fucking jaw, because everytime I open my mouth I hear a scraping sound. Because of that the other wisdom tooth above it also started to hurt. Motherfuckers formed a damn team to get rid of me.

    I didnt go for extraction because I hate sudden pain while I can manage constant pain, but if it keeps up and its gonna ruin my nights im gonna have to man up and get rid of them.
     

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