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The Gregarious Ranconteur

Discussion in 'Theocracy' started by Martyr's Crown, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. Martyr's Crown

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    As I was browsing the Theocracy site and boards as I often do, I decided to look at the mp3 files to see if I missed any. I came across "The Gregarious Raconteur"... I listened to it, and I don't especially understand. What is the song? Is it another of those "April Fools Day" songs like Skeletor Goes To Mars? Or is it just an unreleased song? Either way, it's pretty good, so does anyone have the lyrics to post on here?

    EDIT: I saw on Wikipedia that it was about John O'Connell, but I'd still like the lyrics.
     
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    [Phone Rings]
    [Jack-O:]
    "Complex Litigation, this is John"

    [Theocracy:]
    Johnny's worried 'bout the Yanks again
    Pushing an eleven on a scale of one to ten
    Legal mind and staunch Republican
    His love for A-Rod wavers like a candle in the wind

    He still misses the Mighty Whale
    And wonders why the Yankees failed
    To get Johan Santana when they had the perfect chance
    A bastion of legal knowledge
    Cries 'cause his beloved college, Holy Cross,
    Stunk up the joint and didn't make the Dance


    Oh, you had us at hello, Jack-O
    The man, the myth, the legend
    The Gregarious Raconteur
    Oh, Babe Ruth to Joe DiMaggio,
    The greatest Yank of all is the Gregarious Raconteur

    Enemies of Boston sports, arise
    Fall behind your leader, litigate and terrorize
    Jack-O and Hank Steinbrenner, your guides
    Johnny's on a mission, you can see it in his eyes

    Clemens is his favorite villain
    Mike Wallace and penicillin
    '04 ALCS is his painful albatross
    C.T. throwing down the gauntlet
    Johnny's mad and likes to flaunt it
    But if he comes to Charlestown, C.T. might pepper his sauce

    Oh, you had us at hello, Jack-O
    The man, the myth, the legend
    The Gregarious Raconteur
    Oh, Babe Ruth to Joe DiMaggio,
    The greatest Yank of all is the Gregarious Raconteur

    Oh, you had us at hello, Jack-O
    The man, the legend, Gregarious Raconteur
    Oh, Babe Ruth to Joe DiMaggio,
    The greatest Yank of all is the Gregarious Raconteur, ahh!

    [Bill Simmons] "Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny."
     
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    Thanks! I would have looked them up myself, but I'm lazy. :loco:
     

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