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the JOKE thread

Discussion in 'Anathema' started by siderea, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    laughing at the Little Baby Jesus, how low can you go?? :erk:
     
  2. snow2fall

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    I am deeply sorry. :cry: :p
     
  3. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    you will be, say hello to bon scott for me when you get to HELL :heh:
     
  4. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    well i think they did anyway, though it wasn't the reason of their travel.
    what do you think? that LBJ was an ugly little bastard??? no way!
     
  5. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    his cuteness is irrelevant, but i can see now why all the apostles and wise men were blokes. berds would see the son of GOD and go "awww hes sooo cute, wisnt he?? ooohhh" and then go outside and make catty remarks to each other about the state mary had left the stable in o_O
     
  6. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    :lol: :lol:
    ...and talking in disbelieve about her "immaculate conception"!
     
  7. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    what does the average paki weigh?


    sweets
     
  8. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    2 Gays are at a carnival and one goes up on the ferris wheel. After about 5 minutes the wheel crashes to the ground with everybody on it. The gay man on the ground runs over and find his boyfriend and asks
    "are you alright???"
    To which the other replies

    "No im not alright, the wheel went round twice and you only waved once"
     
  9. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    More little susie!!

    what did little susie get for christmas?
    cancer

    knock knock
    whos there??


    NOT SUSIE!
     
  10. Loona

    Loona *~holdacska~*

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    it has been posted before as I remember...
    wasn't it you also that time, Bambi?
     
  11. Loona

    Loona *~holdacska~*

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    eww I just heard it from dad:
    A blondie is walking besides the riverbank, on the other side she notices another of that kind, and shouts out: "Could you please tell me how can I get to the other side of the river?" The other blondie looks around and shouts back: "...but you're already there, aren't you?"

    :ill:
     
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    you suck bitch!! hahahahah, nice thread by the way liz!
     
  13. snow2fall

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    Angels don't go to hell. :saint:
     
  14. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    they do if you tie a few bricks round their neck
     
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    Do I have to be afraid? :ill:
     
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    and break them in
     
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    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Do I dare
    Disturb the universe?
    In a minute there is time
    For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
     
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    do you know whats a blonde doing when she sticks her ear to a house?

    shes listening to house music.
     
  19. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    very o_O


    "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom"
    Psalm 111:10
     
  20. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me and thou art the MEANEST MOTHERFUCKER in this goddamn valley"

    :tickled:
     

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