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the JOKE thread

Discussion in 'Anathema' started by siderea, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    aaah! dzjeez, i can't read it!!! blurry and that!!! :lol:
     
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    have you ever heard of the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
     
  3. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    what is blurry?
     
  4. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    blurred, blurry(adj): difficult to see, understand or separate clearly
     
  5. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    ooo, you actually meant you didn't see a thing??????? hahaha!
     
  6. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    why did little susie fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms

    knock knock
    whos there??


    NOT SUSIE!
     
  7. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    hehehehehe! more please!
     
  8. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    why dint little susie get back on the swing?

    cos she had no legs

    why didnt anyone help her back on the swing?

    cos she had no friends
     
  9. Maqus

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    Who's not too old to ask for mooooooooore, moooore moooooore?


    Not Susie. :D
     
  10. Maqus

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    Not funny for someone who's not only blind but dyslexic as well, ehh, vibartor in the bra :/
     
  11. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    why did little susie just float in the swimming pool??

    cos she was dead
     
  12. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    no, me, haha
     
  13. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    hahaha@bambi!

    moooooore!:lol:

    edit: o, but then now she's dead of course :S
     
  14. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    You know what's the most recent p.c. name for the disabled here? "those living with help".
     
  15. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Should that matter? :loco:
     
  16. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    well, all you need is help!
     
  17. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    that was to the previous post.... well poor susie doesn't have arms anymore, nor legs, only thing that can happen now is that she loses her head....
     
  18. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    rip little susie. let lighten things up by nickign jokes off websites

    an: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

    Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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    A man walks into a pub.

    He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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    Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

    She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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    What do you call a cat with no tail?

    A Manx cat.
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    Why do undertakers wear ties?

    Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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    How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

    One.


    Two men are sitting in a pub.

    One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'

    The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
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    What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

    Being raped.

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    Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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    Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

    Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
     
  19. Maqus

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    Little Susie reminds me of the knight from the Holy Grail who wants to make it a draw.
     
  20. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    What's even worse? Being raped by a maggot.


    I don't get the cow one.
     

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