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the JOKE thread

Discussion in 'Anathema' started by siderea, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    bambi, are these JOKES????????

    liked the last 3 ,hehe

    erm, i don't remember them knights, too long ago...
     
  2. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    i suffer of maggotofobia (or how should i call that)
     
  3. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    what do seagulls have wings??

    to make it to the dump before the knackers
     
  4. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Little Susie, Billy-no-arm and Jimmy-no-leg are having a swimming competition. Billy uses his legs, Jimmy his arms and Little Susie her ears. They start the competition, Billy and Jimmy fuck off but Little Susie isn't proceeding anywhere but is drowning vehemently. They take her out quickly (cause all you need is help) and when she recovers she cries angrily: "Who the fuck put this swimming cap on my head?"
     
  5. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    haha, poor susie again!
     
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  7. siderea

    siderea soûl spy

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    what does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

    see you next month

    -ho ho-
     
  8. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    wish those slayer-barbies would have been around when i was young...
     
  9. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    [​IMG]

    don't know about this ken though :ill:
     
  10. zupi_clone

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    :guh: fuck, that kiss dolls a babe, state of the slayer ones lips! :yuk:
     
  11. breaklose

    breaklose Spoof Member

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    :lol:
     
  12. Andy_2003

    Andy_2003 Member

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    it's a joke that I feel awake now and no one wants to talk to me, not one person on my msn list! :hotjump:
     
  13. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    :cry:
    hmm, guess they were all asleep,....;)
     
  14. Andy_2003

    Andy_2003 Member

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    no they just don't like me
     
  15. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    is that a joke too? hahaha!
    come on, andy!
     
  16. Andy_2003

    Andy_2003 Member

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    it's true, i doubt anyone really wants me on their msn list
     
  17. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    What's with Andy?

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Andy_2003

    Andy_2003 Member

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    how are you today?
     
  19. zupi_clone

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    well your blocked on my side, irene too im afraid, yis just dont talk to me anyway so...
     
  20. Andy_2003

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    I don't even know who you are, haha
     

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