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The joke thread

Discussion in 'Shroud of Bereavement' started by dan of bereavement, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. dan of bereavement

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    I just got this forward, and thought it was kinda funny. Either way, perhapse a joke thread would be interesting, so post yours.


    "Reincarnation"

    There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
    They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to
    contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death.

    Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck.
    True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world
    exactly 30 days later.

    At the seance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear
    me?"
    A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."
    Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's
    beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the
    time."

    "What do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before
    sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love
    until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until
    about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11
    p.m."

    Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"
    "Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha." "Well, then, where are you?" "I'm a
    rabbit in Arizona."

    :loco: :lol:
     

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