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The most metal thing. EVER.

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Astrum, May 8, 2007.

  1. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    :lol: LMAO!!!!

    Astrum's link shows:

    A MAN in the German city of Cologne fatally stabbed his elderly father before cutting off his own head with an electric chainsaw, police said yesterday.

    The headless body of the 24-year-old offender was found when police raced to an the apartment yesterday after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence, Deutsche Presse-Agentur reported.

    Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.

    "We do not believe any third party was involved," he said.

    Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.


    Man how the FUCK did he finish cutting his OWN head off?
     
  3. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    The sheer power of his own awesomeness.
     
  4. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    No idea, but that man surely has Maddox's respect.
     
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    Metal as fuck indeed.
     
  6. s_a_o

    s_a_o The Face of Melinda

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    Fucking hell.

    That is metal.
     
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    Cythraul Active Member

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    MasterOLightning Optimator

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    That's the coolest thing ever. Ever.
     
  9. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    His proud German spirit willed it to happen.
     
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    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    :kickass:
     
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    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    I knew of a similar incident, in my city. I don't really know much about it, but a family, friends with one of my aunts, their son killed himself by doing exactly that. Except he didn't use an electric chainsaw, he used a giant handsaw. Apparently, there was no evidence to suggest that anyone else was involved, so its assumed that he did it himself ...somehow :loco:
     
  13. Hammer of Might

    Hammer of Might New Metal Member

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    Yeah, I remember a similar story, but using this:

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    he cut his head off with a hammer?
     
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    s_a_o The Face of Melinda

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    Exactly. I'd chalk it up to him being German.
     
  17. Dazed and Brutal

    Dazed and Brutal Yall About to Witness

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    It be more metal if he did it with a spoon.
     
  18. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    Or an upside down cross.
     
  19. Dazed and Brutal

    Dazed and Brutal Yall About to Witness

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    Or a tooth pick.
     
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    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Or with delicious Cadburry Eggs :tickled:
     

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