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The official and most atmospheric Children of Joonas thread

Discussion in 'Children Of Bodom' started by <Arcane>, Dec 5, 2012.

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    This new shit don't let you embed youtube shit? No point really posting here no more anyway. Think I'm off.
     
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    It works if you know how. Click "media" when you want to add a video, and then copy paste the link to the pop up window.
     
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    NewHewkas Scheiße Gitarre Spieler

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    Can't post Soundcloud tracklines any more:(
     
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    Wow, this new layout suck. Maybe I'm just getting old, but wow this really do suck.
     
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    NewHewkas Scheiße Gitarre Spieler

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    As the email said Arcane had his problem with this new design too... I think we are getting favour to a bunch of old ladies, who don't understand modern technology:D
     
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    Mmmm, we are getting divorced so he can marry one of his other sisters. #yourmomwasaslut
     
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    It was an artificial insemination. Somebody harvested my eggs without consent so I used one. Is that wrong? Am I supposed to allow trisomy X to overtake us all?

    I will tell you what is wrong. Apartheid is wrong. Leave Mali alone.
     
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    Best new shit. This describes the northern depressive Fall so well. Some magic at 0:20 - and 4:25 - especially.

     
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    Most atmospheric Finnish verse, 0:50 - 1:30, children's horror tale about two scared little goblins treading the wintery forest. I wish there was a doom metal band with such style, about the little animals of the forest and the gigantic horrors they get faced with.

     
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    Yes because emulating the functionality of WINDOWS VISTA is a good idea. :smug:
     
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    The forum is fine. Yeah it was hard for me to adjust at first too but come on. Do you people bitch this much irl?
     
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    Pretty much my opinion too. At first I was a bit like "Ehhh..." but I got used to it and now it's good.
     
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    Hey dickfaces please tell me what to do with a termite problem in my house, should I use gasoline and match or just watch them germs fucking eat my fucking roof and freeze to fucking death???? I got these termites the size of a cat and they're already crawling up my toilet and kitchen sink and ventilation and I'm literally freaked out man. Should I get a gun?
     
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    Good luck getting a gun in Finland. I must say I've never tried though so it may be easier than I think. Also, good luck shooting termites with it. You want to get rid of them? Get ants. They eat termites. ;)
     
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    These termites eat dogs... they're monsters. I have every reason to suspect I attracted them into my house by playing Mortician from my stereos.
     
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    Get some pesticide or call the professionals! ;)
     
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    I did. He got eaten. Ambushed by the devil cockroaches.
     
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    Today I wake up and I'm being eaten by termites the size of a ferret. Now I'm merely a skeleton. I hear my bony fingers clapping on the keyboard as I type. Help me.
     

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