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The Official "Help Zane-X Find A Woman" thread!!!!

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by ZANEX, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. ZANEX

    ZANEX Alone Within My Lunacy

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    O.K. I'm asking all "Neverheadz" to help me find my next "lover/soul mate". I've caught HELL for "hitting" on Isabel & thinking "firewalkjen" was having her period and so on, etc... Therefore, I'm asking for suggestions from all of you.

    I have a myspace page www.myspace.com.zane_voice_of_the_soul. For pictures, info, etc...

    So, I guess my ultimate mate would have to like the same bands as myself and be open-minded about music. Like to go to concerts and like to watch movies, college basketball, football, etc... I don't like women that wear alot of make-up and are "plastic". I basically like women that like to talk about relevant subjects/current events, music, good food, etc... I don't like women who are plastic and materialistic and demanding. Not to be rude but I like a women who would like to have sex "in a field, car, elevator, bathroom, etc..." Extra points for a lady who likes Nevermore, Coors Light, Pizza, Horror Movies, and Family Guy/Metalocalypse.

    PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

    ZANE-X
     
  2. Captain Beard

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    Step 1: Always ensure they're 18.

    Step 2: Don't ask about menses unless you speak to them often enough they know you're not a pervert.

    Step 3: This probably isn't the board to ask, unless you want the advice of Derick and Cara.
     
  3. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    Would you fuck in a Port-A-Potty?
     
  4. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    And make your myspace unprivate, for fucks sake!
     
  5. Söy

    Söy Manfred von Richthofen

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  6. ZANEX

    ZANEX Alone Within My Lunacy

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    Russian mail order brides!

    Edit: I swear the more he drinks the more threads we get.
     
  8. Söy

    Söy Manfred von Richthofen

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    heh

    for further lulz look at the goodwife.com link i think it's about the 3rd or 4th one down...
     
  9. Lunar Still

    Lunar Still Doodle drawrer

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    Zane, aren't you married?
     
  10. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    Step 1: Adhere to the Muslim faith
    Step 2: Die

    That's probably the easiest way, next to investing in prostitution.
     
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    I don't think I could ever grow the balls to try something like that, its scary enough a lady would mail herself to a random husband, but that the guy would PAY for her? :erk:
     
  12. ZANEX

    ZANEX Alone Within My Lunacy

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    I've been engaged twice, but SHIT HAPPENS. I was engaged to Shannon, Iann's mother, and still love her dearly, but we have our differences. Hopefully we can get back together. (Been together Off/On for 11 years.)
    Zane
     
  13. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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  14. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    You ARE from the south aren't ya?!?! :tickled:

    all kidding aside, check out www.match.com or similar sites! I found a few people on those kinds of sites, but they just wound up either not working out or being too ugly (surprise surprise)
     
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    I meant stable, healthy relationships. :)
     
  16. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    *ahem*
     
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    And you have good advice on long lasting relationships with women how?
     
  18. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    I just meant Eric and I are in a very meaningful relationship and we met on the board.
     
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    He wants a woman, not a man.
     
  20. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    True love knows no bounds!
     

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