I had awful gas today from the awesome bean and sausage and noodle whatever the fuck it's called dinner that dad cooked on Wednesday night. Finally dropped out the goo. smelled so bad...ly!
I have had some EPIC shits lately, from BBQ and from Vietnamese curry. They were long and laborious and smelled pretty bad. HUGE piles.
this seems like a good place to post this: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jo5at/iama_guy_that_hasnt_pooped_in_the_month_of_august/
Farting on the toilet is like farting into a 1000 watt Mesa Boogie stack. The volume amplification is the shit (pun intended).
Sometimes when I sit on a toilet and can‘t get it out, I stand for two seconds and then sit down again. It comes out with fanfares.