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The shit thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Onder, Jul 31, 2011.

  1. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    You have to be good live.
     
  2. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    just got a job at a burrito place.

    needless to say, my shits have been ruthless lately.
     
  3. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    CF87 Active Member

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    Me either. I smell amazing always.
     
  5. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    Only 2 squares? Must have been a ghost poop.
     
  6. Shysh!t

    Shysh!t Absurdity gods

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    Ya, only two squares. It was a political decision to ease up the animation process lol
     
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    Damn, I have been seriously shitting every half hour today.
     
  8. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    I had awful gas today from the awesome bean and sausage and noodle whatever the fuck it's called dinner that dad cooked on Wednesday night.
    Finally dropped out the goo. smelled so bad...ly!
     
  9. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    I shit about 6 times today, all solid. Hooray fiber!
     
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    :worship:
     
  11. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    I have had some EPIC shits lately, from BBQ and from Vietnamese curry. They were long and laborious and smelled pretty bad. HUGE piles.
     
  12. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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  13. ~Neurotica

    ~Neurotica perfectly insane

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    I love GMD, seriously...
    Thank you for making me a better person through all these years...
     
  14. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    My favorite comment:

     
  15. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    I think that baby poop smells much worse than real people poop.
     
  16. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    Ya wtf
    Taking a milkshake shit as we speak. Not fun. Damn you, drunk me
     
  17. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    yeah seriously. baby poop is the worst
     
  18. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    I love farting before I sit down to shit. The smell goes right into my nose
     
  19. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    Farting on the toilet is like farting into a 1000 watt Mesa Boogie stack. The volume amplification is the shit (pun intended).
     
  20. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Sometimes when I sit on a toilet and can‘t get it out, I stand for two seconds and then sit down again. It comes out with fanfares.
     

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