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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. Bloopy

    Bloopy Active Member

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    Yeah it would be closest, but more about being open to learning/patience rather than taking a reckless risk.
     
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    CiG Harbinger of Metal

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    Terasophe Terra Vitae/Terra Mori

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    Okay so my brain understands how the bowline knot is formed, but my hands shit itself whenever I try to finish the knot.
     
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    ^ Basically the same could be said when it comes to TechB & vaginas.
     
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    Keep at it, you can do it!! :)
    I was the same when I first started to learn the truckies hitch, it took me ages to get the middle steps to work then one day they just worked and now I can do them with my eyes closed.
     
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    ^ Basically the same could be said when it comes to myself & vaginas.
     
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    You can be a cunt even with your eyes closed?
    I'm not really sure that needed clarifying but thanks for letting us know.
     
  8. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    Jimmy the 7 ft. ninja. And i was just getting another masterpiece ready ;)
     
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    You know i love your art.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    i didnt think Mrs. Jimmy was gonna show you that pic. That was from her visit earlier this year.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    Haha gold! Looks like Ted DiBiase on the end of that Razor's Edge if I'm not mistaken.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    this actually made the local news here....

    ... now we know how Jimmy can afford all those fancy high heels he wears
     
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    It's amazing how many fuckwits actually give that a go. We had a fuckwit try and steal an ATM from a shopping centre with a bulldozer a couple of years ago. He still didn't get the machine out of the doors.
     
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    Hahahahaha.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    ... lmfao.

     
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    CiG Harbinger of Metal

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    I burst out laughing when he chopped the purple shirt guy's man-tit after destroying his girlfriend. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    Was watching related videos. Surprised I’ve never saw this before. Jeff Hardy coming to work too fucked up to function properly
     
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    Video game idea: instead of lemmings falling through a trapdoor, it's a procession of babies popping out of a vagina.
     

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