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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.
you just wanna touch his boobies.
Hey man, big ol man boobies need some love too
If only his hands where bigger he could cup them and gentle take their weight!
Not, umm, anatomically possible.
especially nice tanned Paki boobies. Amirite Apu???
In a TechSpecial piledriver anything is possible and a mouthful of balls is the least of your worries!
dude we can tell from your manly ass voice and giant hands that you probably have a set of balls that hang down to your knees.
Oops I fucked that up. I'm a big fat Paki not an Indian. You'd reckon I'd have worked that out by this point in my life.
Its okay I get them confused too from time to time. The only difference is one is a tech scam caller and the other is either a gas station worker or a physician
Pakis and Indians are close relatives, Mr. Apu Oliver Gupta.
But is he from Pakistan 1 or Pakistan 2? Whoops I mean, Bangladesh?
TechScam is that his new nickname?
I'm no doctor, and I've been working with computers now for more than 25 years. Dammit I guess that makes me a fucking pump jockey!
I'm sure they get confused with each other on a daily basis
Bones don't shrink and estrogen and an orchiectomy won't reverse the effects of puberty on the voice, which, frankly, sucks.
It depends on the day and the conversation I'm involved in!
And on the days he pisses us off it's TechnicalScumbaggery
I havent had Tech piss me off yet so, it's all good
Actually, maybe when I first started, but I picked up real soon that Tech is just set in his aggressive way of thinking, not that its bad. Dudes pretty quick witted. If not for this Shitpost Thread I probably wouldn't have gotten along with him more than I do now, so thanks Tech
Slammed learned all his wrestling moves in the Kama Sutra.
Don't tell him that, it makes him try harder