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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. Bloopy

    Bloopy Active Member

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    Clearly my first idea on the earlier page was on the money and has aged like a fine toe jam. ;)
     
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    Just now posted a video to my YouTube channel
    Made it a ew days ago
    Oh, shit
    It's been a whole fucking year since I posted a video to my YouTube channel
     
  3. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    I've never checked my Youtube subs faster.

     
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    Hanging out with the girl who is insisting on being celibate

    Convinced her to walk around naked for me

    The trade off is that now I am her therapist for the issues that are making her celibate
     
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    Had sex with a couple of random girls since I made the last post

    So at least I am not having to be celebate with her
     
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    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    I'm convinced that man doesn't know where he is half the time.
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Happy May the Fourth!

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    At least he knows they wont shoot him in the face.
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    :lol:
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Gives "he's gonna shoot you in the back" a whole new meaning.
     
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    no, i didn't die
    i had a job for a while
    got paid with meth instead of money
    smoked the meth
    got super twacked out and forgot the internet existed for a while
     
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    also
    my bones are much harder to break than a random person's bones
    so i'm less likely to die from my brain getting liquified when my skull shatters into a billion pieces
    and i'm less likely to drown in my own blood from a broken rib ripping my lung

    also
    my body seems mysteriously intact even though i've done enough hard drugs to kill an army

    not sure if this is awesome or horrible
    but i just realized that i have a pretty good shot at being one of those people that live past 115
     
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    except for the calendar month of April
    prolly shouldn't get meth-twacked every single fucking day for a whole calendar month again
     
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    this^^ should be at the begining of every rap battle ever
     
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