New Thread Concept: If youre taking a shit post your ruminations in this thread. Consider this a time capsule that we will unclog decades from now. I dont have much to add to begin, other than I just watched two eps of The Ultimate Fighter and boooooy are there some emotional wrecks that cant outgrow their childhoods. Also a lot of fuckboy patty cake bonding this season. Need a Chris Leben type to stir up shit. Fucks shouldve been on the Contender Series if they want to suck each other off. In other news, electricity is back on. Going to keep most food outside of poultry. Just cant mentally wrap my head around some unrefrigerated bird. Also took a shit last week that came out like a hershey bar. Big ass clump that clung to my arse hair. This is the worst fuggglin type of shit. One of dem shit's that isnt fully percolated but you attempt to force out. They just dont have the propellant to vacate the intestinal confines. Shitcuss, when you shit yourself, about to wipe. See y'all on the other side.