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The Ultimate In Cheesy Lyrics Thread

Discussion in 'Maiden Downunder' started by JonBonJovi, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. JonBonJovi

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    OK people give it.Post cheesy cheesy lyrics!

    I got a hard hat, full sack, shining like a cadilllac
    Come on and loosen my load
    I got a bomb tickin',lookin' for a lickin'
    Feel like I'm about to explode


    another song by the same band of the same album

    Life can taste so sweet
    When you are down on your knees
    No,NO,No,No
    Slippin' in the back door
     
  2. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    Are we meant to guess who they're by? I've got no idea on this one!

    These will be familiar to some on here:

    There are some fellows soft and mellow
    Sitting in the field and play like hell
    No one knows the way it goes
    But all the songs they play they sound so well

    Tonight we go to see the Heavy Metal Hamsters
    It must feel nice to be a Heavy Metal Hamster
    Nothing sets you free like our Heavy Metal Hamsters

    A 20th century Fox came by
    A gold tipped cigarette high in his jaws
    contracts, PDs, Nose-Bags, TV-shows
    And everything with no remorse

    Things are settled now for our Heavy Metal Hamsters
    Fame up to your brows, oh Heavy Metal Hamster
    A previously unknown lifestyle Heavy Metal Hamster

    The sweet taste of success is strong
    And everything inside goes wrong you see
    With coloured furs, sunglasses
    Tons of nuts to eat, they don't feel free
     
  3. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Master Exploder

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    I actually haven't heard Heavy Metal Hamsters, but the song title is legend amongst discussions such as this. What the hell were they thinking?
     
  4. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    It's a rather silly song, to say the least! God knows what they were thinking! :)
     
  5. JonBonJovi

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    people can guess if they want but I wanna see what people can show as big time cheese!
     
  6. TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash

    TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash New Metal Member

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    First lot is Roxus from the Nightstreet album :) I don't like the title track, one of the only 2 songs I don't like on the album, along with Bad Boys, the rest is dynamite.

    Pretty Boy Floyd's lyrics always take the cake for cheese...

    You say you wanna set the nite on fire
    Well there's just one thing that you need to take you higher
    One, Two, Three, Let's go - Rock and roll!

    It's Friday nite we're gonna hit the lights
    It's you and me, we're gonna rock & roll all night
    It's Saturday and there's just no way we're gonna see it home alone
    Well no no, let me take you one step higher

    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire, yeah!

    We're a burning flame that's too wild to tame
    Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna shock the world, alright!
    In Hollywood wake up the neighbourhood, all the boys & girls are gonna scream 'n shout (HEY!)
    Let me take you one step higher

    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire!
    Oooooh here Krash!

    Woaaah, Woaaah
    Well let me here you say ROCK! ROCK! ROCK AND ROLL! Ow, Ow, Owww!

    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
    Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
     
  7. Shannow

    Shannow Stunt Plough Rider

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    Slip slip
    Slip of the lip
    I like the way you move your hips
    Loose lips
    Sink ships
    The way you move, you don't miss
     
  8. Icarus

    Icarus Shamone

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    Ratt :headbang:

    How about these...

    I'm feeling good tonight
    I'm gonna cruise around
    Makin' every head turn
    Wind up the radio
    I'm in the mood for some lovin'
    Cause the night time's comin'
     
  9. The Amazer

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    Use the LIGHTER!
    To light my fire BABY!
    Why don't you shove it up INSIDE HER!
     
  10. Spruce Goose

    Spruce Goose Then Goose me up woman!

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    Mr.Torture gives pain
    with his whips and his chains
    he knows just what you crave
    Mr. Torture

    If you?re feeling alone
    then just pick up your phone
    dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
    Mr. Torture sells pain

    Only sixty cents a minute
    for his special brand of sinning
    phone guaranteed to blow your mind

    You can catch him on his website
    has a live chat every weeknight
    cyber-torture soon coming your way

    Mr Torture sells pain
    to the houswives in Spain
    he knows just what they crave
    Mr Torture

    If you?re feeling alone
    then just pick up your phone
    dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
    Mr Torture sells pain
     
  11. Blitzkrieg

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    Mr Torture rocks! :headbang:
     
  12. Spruce Goose

    Spruce Goose Then Goose me up woman!

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    No, he brings pain.
    With his whips... and his chains
     
  13. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Master Exploder

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  14. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    I really hope that whoever wrote that was no older than 14!
     
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    I was caught between her thighs
    She had hunger in her eyes...

    Like an angel from above
    She fit just like a glove....
     
  16. The Amazer

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    Wait, actually I think these are far too satirical and joke-like to be cheesey. But they're aweschome all the same (Y)
     
  17. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    Absolute Steel! :headbang:
     

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