OK people give it.Post cheesy cheesy lyrics! I got a hard hat, full sack, shining like a cadilllac Come on and loosen my load I got a bomb tickin',lookin' for a lickin' Feel like I'm about to explode another song by the same band of the same album Life can taste so sweet When you are down on your knees No,NO,No,No Slippin' in the back door
Are we meant to guess who they're by? I've got no idea on this one! These will be familiar to some on here: There are some fellows soft and mellow Sitting in the field and play like hell No one knows the way it goes But all the songs they play they sound so well Tonight we go to see the Heavy Metal Hamsters It must feel nice to be a Heavy Metal Hamster Nothing sets you free like our Heavy Metal Hamsters A 20th century Fox came by A gold tipped cigarette high in his jaws contracts, PDs, Nose-Bags, TV-shows And everything with no remorse Things are settled now for our Heavy Metal Hamsters Fame up to your brows, oh Heavy Metal Hamster A previously unknown lifestyle Heavy Metal Hamster The sweet taste of success is strong And everything inside goes wrong you see With coloured furs, sunglasses Tons of nuts to eat, they don't feel free
I actually haven't heard Heavy Metal Hamsters, but the song title is legend amongst discussions such as this. What the hell were they thinking?
First lot is Roxus from the Nightstreet album I don't like the title track, one of the only 2 songs I don't like on the album, along with Bad Boys, the rest is dynamite. Pretty Boy Floyd's lyrics always take the cake for cheese... You say you wanna set the nite on fire Well there's just one thing that you need to take you higher One, Two, Three, Let's go - Rock and roll! It's Friday nite we're gonna hit the lights It's you and me, we're gonna rock & roll all night It's Saturday and there's just no way we're gonna see it home alone Well no no, let me take you one step higher Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire, yeah! We're a burning flame that's too wild to tame Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna shock the world, alright! In Hollywood wake up the neighbourhood, all the boys & girls are gonna scream 'n shout (HEY!) Let me take you one step higher Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire! Oooooh here Krash! Woaaah, Woaaah Well let me here you say ROCK! ROCK! ROCK AND ROLL! Ow, Ow, Owww! Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Slip slip Slip of the lip I like the way you move your hips Loose lips Sink ships The way you move, you don't miss
Ratt How about these... I'm feeling good tonight I'm gonna cruise around Makin' every head turn Wind up the radio I'm in the mood for some lovin' Cause the night time's comin'
Mr.Torture gives pain with his whips and his chains he knows just what you crave Mr. Torture If you?re feeling alone then just pick up your phone dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture Mr. Torture sells pain Only sixty cents a minute for his special brand of sinning phone guaranteed to blow your mind You can catch him on his website has a live chat every weeknight cyber-torture soon coming your way Mr Torture sells pain to the houswives in Spain he knows just what they crave Mr Torture If you?re feeling alone then just pick up your phone dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture Mr Torture sells pain
I was caught between her thighs She had hunger in her eyes... Like an angel from above She fit just like a glove....
Wait, actually I think these are far too satirical and joke-like to be cheesey. But they're aweschome all the same (Y)
