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Discussion in 'RC' started by circus_brimstone, Jan 8, 2006.

  1. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    Imagine the kid's grades when he has history with Mr. Finklestien...
     
  2. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago

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    "I'm just hoping that with his name, they'll naturally keep their distance."
     
  3. E-bortion

    E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru

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  4. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    I hate canvassing calls from the phone company:

    *initial silence: Bad sign, you know it's gotta be from a call centre*
    Unidentified Speaker: "Hello, how are you today?"
    Me: (think: uhh who the hell?) "uhhh..."
    Unidentifed Speaker: "I'm calling from telus is this mr. (pronounces my name wrong)?
    Me: "uhhh I think you have a wrong number"
    Unidentified speaker now TELUS Employee: "how do I have a wrong number?"
    Me: (think: crap) "ah, yeah... I realize that that probably wouldn't work since you work for TELUS"
    TELUS Employee: "what wouldn't work?"
    Me: (what the fuck?!?) "uhhhh...."
    *hangup before he asks more questions*



    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??@!
     
  5. Draconian

    Draconian Aegir

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    I recommend this:

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  6. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    Solution:

    "hi, this is numb nuts from telus"
    "is anything wrong?"
    "no"
    *hangup*
     
  7. Ellestin

    Ellestin one-click buy

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    How can you pronounce Moose wrong?
     
  8. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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  9. Mormagil

    Mormagil bring back the corvee

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    I think DMDS finally clicked with me.
     
  10. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Congratulations for having one of the best moments of your life (If best is the appropriate word)
     
  11. Mormagil

    Mormagil bring back the corvee

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    I feel like the guy in 1984 when he finally loved Big Brother, but in a good way.
     
  12. EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY

    EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.

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    I cant wait for christmas to be over
     
  13. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    I can't wait for you to GTFOORC
     
  14. Guthrum

    Guthrum Member

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    There's no reason why his name has to be as long as it is, to where it breaks the uniform line running down the page. THAT DOESN'T FLY WITH MY O.C.D., NIGGA.
     
  15. WhiteBeastofWotan

    WhiteBeastofWotan Apostitutes!

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  16. Ellestin

    Ellestin one-click buy

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    I swear I saw a guy in the subway yesterday who was a 1:1 replica of Krigloch. Minus the facial hair.
     
  17. lurch70

    lurch70 Active Member

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  18. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    He is an enigma
     
  19. Ellestin

    Ellestin one-click buy

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    not really, in Paris fyi
     
  20. lurch70

    lurch70 Active Member

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    cool ... I thought the subway was only in NYC
     

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