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The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

Discussion in 'RC' started by Tranquillian, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Ye faggoths!!
     
  2. Opeth17

    Opeth17 Bill Ward's Red Pants

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    I didn't know this Tavern was a thing. That's what I get for not reading the 280283523050845802350845802450894 drunk threads.
     
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  3. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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  4. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    Same craziness as every other day
     
  5. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    12 hours every fucking day. And the heat is brutal right now!
    Yesterday after I finished my route I went into the gas station, grabbed a Gatorade, and walked into the giant cooler. Hey, it didn't say keep out.
    Cracked open the cold Gatorade in the 40 degree cooler and just stood there. Felt so good!

    Off today. About to throw Bolt Thrower - ...For Victory onto my turntable
     
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    MFJ Active Member

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    Krig, have you ever heard of the book "Post Office" by Charles Bukowski? Im sure you dont have much time to sit around and read these days, but its an awesome book. It's a quick/easy read and generally I found it to be hilarious. It's about his time working as a postal employee, and how much he hates it. For some reason, he just keeps doing it though.
     
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  7. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    Haha!
    I may check it out
     
  8. Ellestin

    Ellestin one-click buy

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    Being a mailman was my dream as a kid. But I was thinking along the lines of lonely bicycle routes in the hills with a dog trotting by my side
     
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  9. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    “You knew we were going to let you go?”

    “Bosses are never hard to fathom.”

    “Chinaski, you haven’t been pulling your weight for a month and you know it.”

    “A guy busts his damned ass and you don’t appreciate it.”

    “You haven’t been busting your ass, Chinaski.”

    I stared down at my shoes for some time. I didn’t know what to say. Then I looked at him. “I’ve given you my time. It’s all I’ve got to give–it’s all any man has. And for a pitiful buck and a quarter an hour.”

    “Remember you begged for this job. You said your job was your second home.”

    ” . . .my time so that you can live in your big house on the hill and have all the things that go with it. If anybody has lost anything on this deal, on this arrangement . . .I’ve been the loser. Do you understand?”


    --from Factotum

    Post Office also rules. Immensely.
     
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    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    If this is how you deliver the Convivial Hermit in Europe I will move there tomorrow.
     
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    J. Old Fart

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    Is this the way it is?
     
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  12. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    lol yep
    Mail fucking sucks. Worthless shit
    Some people get giant handfuls daily. Why the fuck do you need all that shit????
    Then you throw in the packages. Seriously, it's the same house getting shit... EVERY FUCKING DAY!
    Go to the fucking store to get water!
    Go to the fucking store to get papertowels!
    Go to the fucking store to get toilet paper!
    Go to the fucking store to get dog food!
    Go to the fucking store to get cat litter!!!!!!
    FUCK!!!
    :lol:
     
  13. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    I’m moving there regardless

    edit: Europe I mean
     
  14. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Lol at the mail stories. This whole time I’ve been thinking about Newman
     
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    J. Old Fart

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    we might be reading about Frank on the news one day
     
  16. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    :lol:

    If Krig grew out his hair a bit....
     
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  17. J.

    J. Old Fart

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    I equate everything that happens in my life with "It's like that time in Seinfeld when...."
     
  18. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    pfft, I'm the one laughing the most at that shithole
     
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  19. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Haha! Me too!
    Or it’s a variant of that like “this seems like it would be a plot in a Seinfeld episode”
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @Krigloch the Furious
    Somehow reading the posts about your life sucking is somehow making me think of the lyrics from the Friends theme song
     

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