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The what pisses you off thread

Discussion in 'LORD' started by Crozzy, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. StephenSLR

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    First of all :lol:

    It actually makes it harder for the Bi's.

    JJJ's morning show did a feature many years back and intro'd the article with a Living Colour song with lyrics 'Everybody loves you when you're Bi' but many Bi's say it's the opposite. Both gay and straight people apparently steer clear of them. The perception was that Bi people swap over too quickly, are too promiscuous and untrustworthy/disloyal.

    They also were seen to have an easy out clause, they simply tell their partners, 'I've switched over to the opposite sex, you're dumped'. I guess you can't resolve the differences because you no longer have the right 'tackle'. lol.

    It looks like some Bi's out there really did a number on a lot of people and have given the rest of them a bad name.

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    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    Yeah, it would make it hard for real bi's too, having their reputation wrecked like that. It's like us metalheads and Nickleback. That Living Colour song actually makes me wish a little bit that I was bi. It must be great being able to perv on twice as many people! No wonder they're so promiscuous :D
     
  4. StephenSLR

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    It's because half their options are male. If a male is an option you know you can go out tonight and pick up a root, lol.

    Welcome to the LORD forum w0es.

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  5. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    :lol:
     
  6. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    Haha yes good call on Nickelback!

    Gays are only as promiscuous as straight guys would be if they could get all the girls they wanted.
     
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    I used to work with a guy who got very angry at the perception that he was "a bit of a tart" because of his sexual leanings. He told me once that he had found it easier to pick up girls then guys (he had only come out a couple of years earlier)
     
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    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    Knowing quite a few bi people myself, I know that some of them would be appalled to be thought of as easy. Just as one example, a bi girl that I know has been in a monogamous relationship with her female partner for many years, and before that a male partner. Bi doesn't mean "fuck anyone", it means "attracted to either sex", and it can be just as valid and monogamous as any male+female (or male+male, or female+female) relationship. Just 'cos you like both steak and seafood doesn't mean you always need to eat both. ;)


    ... great, now I'm hungry. Stupid analogies! :bah:
     
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    Yeah, it's the fake bisexual girls* who do it to get attention who help foster that image, and the few bi people who are promiscuous can do it spectacularly, and ruin it for everyone else. Mr Serious had left the building well and truly by the time we were talking about bi people being loose :).

    *though I'm told goth boys often pretend to be bisexual too
     
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    When you open a chocolate bar, you tear from that serrated bit at the end, and every time, EVERY TIME, the tear will go sideways leaving you with a tiny corner of the wrapper torn off and not enough at the end to start a new tear. So you have to stick your fingers in the hole to try to get your damn chocolate out.

    Meanwhile, your breakfast cereal has the same deal, but every time, EVERY TIME the tear will instantly go halfway down the bag, spilling rice bubbles everywhere and making it impossible to pour because the flap still hangs there, right in the way, and impossible to seal up again because the hole's too big.

    Why don't they just swap the frigging wrappings around so you get the perfect tear for each product?
     
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    :lol: EVERY TIME!!!!

    Yeah as for gay/bi perceptions they tend to stick, most people think all gay guys are into disco, musicals or Liza Minelli. :lol:

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    He must have been good at picking up girls then! Or it's just hard to pick up gay guys (I wouldn't know!).

    Just thinking, before I should have said "promiscuous gays are only as promiscuous as straight guys would be if they could get all the girls they wanted". My previous sentence implied that all gay guys are promiscuous.
     
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    I use scissors to open both chocolate bars and cereal. I eat he chocolate. I pour the cereal into a tupperware style container. Keeps it fresh too.
     
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    I only really eat muesli bars for morning tea, they are difficult and noisy to open so use my pencil to pierce just under the seal.

    The tip with lolly/nut bags etc. is to open them from the bottom seal. The top seal is so heavily reinforced to hold up their weight on supermarket hooks and I've seen many people struggle with it. When I tell them to try the bottom seal you can see the light bulb moment hit them, 'how obvious, how did I not think of that years ago?'.

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    * eating an apple and getting the skin stuck between teeth.

    Am writing this now at work extremely frustrated with bits stuck in three different places, will kill for dental floss!!!!

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    Oh, the apple skin! Sucking, wriggling it with your tongue, digging with your fingernails or even a paperclip just doesn't work. I hate that, and as I get older my teeth don't fit together so flush any more either.

    Your best bet is to search your clothes for a loose thread.
     
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    Or peel the apple before you indulge.
     
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    All the vitamins are in the skin, didn't your mother ever tell you that?
     
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    Great now we have to listen to Eddie McGuire gloat for another year
     
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    He gloats whether they win or not, or what's the difference?
     

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