The Whining and Bitching Thread

I would have just went to sleep. Weird I know.

 

I'm trying to get my sleep schedule back to being awake in daylight and asleep at night

 

No time for sleep when you're working tirelessly to clear your name and restore your dignity by posting videos of yourself in disgusting public situations to a bunch of people on a forum that would rather you'd just fuck off.

 

That is actually kinda what happened

 

Fuck. I hate when people have to do something on a very specific day. My aunt is throwing a fit because my brother and I won't drive up to the mountains (a two hour drive one-way) on a Sunday afternoon for a birthday dinner for our Grandma. I told her we'd be happy to come if they had it Saturday instead and we could stay the night, enjoy our time with family and not have to rush out right after eating, etc. "But Saturday isn't her birthday..." Jesus Christ do you have to be so fucking literal? She's consistently done this the past few years. Let's inconvenience the people who still work for a living and have to hold a schedule because the concept of unnecessary stress is lost on your retired ass. Funny thing? Grandma totally gets it and doesn't even care if we come or not.

Since it's Valentine's day this also brings up the thought: All the couples I know where they celebrate the day a week before or a week after to avoid the restaurant fuss? All in a way, way better place with their relationship. Seems like the perfect "Are you cool or an entitled bitch" test.

 

i totally agree with you here
you're aunt's being a bitch

 

Going to bend him over his desk and give it too him good an proper?

 

fuck.

 

That's a weird pattern for busting a nut tbh

 

^^ The fuck happened there? You had a stroke while serving catfood?

 

m8 that's a shepherd's pie, a staple of british cuisine. well, it was before i threw it across the room.

 

well the real question here is why in the hell do you have barbers chair? Do you cut hair?

 

I know what it is. That's actually one of my favorite comfort foods.

 

[in Chip voice] Well maybe you should call it a shepherd's fly or somethin' tss tss.

 

That's what you get for serving it without the fucking mashed potatoes.

Tried to update my phone today, and the update didn't take and the phone doesnt boot up. Last option is boot into safe mode, back up data, and do a factory reset. Im taking it to Verizon and have those fuckers do it for me since their update didn't fucking work. Thanks a lot, last thing I need the day before I leave on vacation.

 

there was actually mash in that lol, i think a lot of it is halfway up the door though

 

The girl who bought me this phone sucks at math

She's got 1 thousand 6 hundred dollars every fucking month (until a few days ago I thought it was the monthly standard minimum of $750) and even though she's sleeping outside (and therefore not paying any kind of rent) and she's not doing any kind of intoxicating substances, ( not even alcohol) she's STILL somehow managing to blow through every single penny, every single month, and she's bitching at me to get my check turned back on

 

Or what if it was a pecker pie or sumptin, tssss.