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The Whining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by waif, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    with things like minuteman press
    minuteman press dallas - Google Search
    you'd actually keep 100% of the revenue, minus the cost of you paying for the cost of printing, minus a small fee (for the printing company to stay in business), minus the cost of you doing all of the advertising yourself, (advertising really costs nothing if you use facebook or patreon)
    if you're book has superheros in it, you can self-publish and sell your book at superhero cons
    if you're doing sci-fi, you can sell it at sci-fi cons
    me personally,
    i'm actually planning on self-publishing my book specifically so that i can sell it at cosplay conventions
    IIRC, you actually have to self-publish in order to be able to sell your book at cosplay cons

    the chaotic nation comic chaotic nation comic - Google Search
    is self-published, sold only at anime cons and the woman who writes and draws this comic is making a fortune selling this
     
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  2. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @zabu of nΩd

    the superhero novel i've written in my head is kinda a female version of The Punisher
    with a cloak-of-invisibility, speed-demon boots, a gun that only fire while it's invisible,
    and i'm using 1st-person instead of 3rd-person as a short-cut for world-building
     
  3. Slammed

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    45k words is little more than a novella in adult lit.
    40-50K is about average the ages of 10-15
    While a novel by definition can be considered anything over 40K there is very few places that will categorise such a small book as so.
    Even the Mills and Boon type romance stories that are released by the hundreds are paid at nothing less than 55K
    Most novels range between 80-100K with the exception of Sci-Fi which often pushes 120K
    None of the figures are hard and fast but books labelled as novels and under 70K and by unknown authors generally fall out of the novel categories on most sites pretty quickly.

    When it comes to selling the book, you can sell it anywhere once it has an ISBN, you can take it into books shops, sell it at markets, sell it on fleabay. But going to cons cost money, selling at cons costs money, it's far from a cheap way to sell books and you've got to be the salesman with the sales pitch to get people interested you can't just rock up to a con with a bunch of books and say "look at me I wrote a book now you should buy it". Although fools and their money are easily parted.

    As for using Facebook and Patreon to advertise what a fucking joke, try living in the real world. Sure most people will have a FB page and some might even sell shit from it but it's far from a successful way to sell. How do you get people to your Facebook page, it's not a case of build it they and they will come. One of my clients sells art on FB, she spends upwards of 30 hours a week maintaining contacts, working on new contacts, figuring out ideas for sales and advertising, tell her selling on FB is free. There is 2.5billion FB accounts good luck standing out enough to sell a single book from one of those without constant time, effort and money. As for Patreon what a fucking joke, that's not advertising, it begging...oh I see.
     
  4. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    ...OK, I won't lie, I may actually read something like that.

    Probably would allow you to sleep in a real, big boy home if it got big enough
     
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    it will prolly sell pretty well at superhero cons
    assuming i get a good-looking cover picture
    with the word "superhero" and the phrase "inappropriate for children" on the front cover
    not even trying to become richest-author-ever kinda thing
    just going the self-publishing route to avoid editors altering my stuff
    and i would really enjoy selling my stuff at the superhero cons,
    interacting directly with the people reading my material
    and if i self-publish,
    i can hire an artist (of my own choosing) to turn my superhero character into a comic
    a superhero comic would sell at the anime cons
     
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    i understood all of this^^ i just didn't remember the exact numbers

    i'm planning on having the word "superhero" and the phrase "inappropriate for children" on the front cover
    so if it ends up in shops it will prolly just be only comic-book-shops


     
  7. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    On the note of the arts, linguistic and otherwise... I did something I thought I'd never do a few weeks ago and it was a good feeling.

    I recently moved to a place that's really a step between broke young person and the life I eventually want for myself. So quality of life overall has already drastically improved. And for 15, 20 years, I've held onto these two huge binders full of every drawing I felt great about, every school paper I received a standing ovation for, every short story, every teenage diary entry, every canvas paper painting, every last glimmer of a time when I actually read, wrote, and created regularly.

    Well, I threw it all away as I was unpacking. I looked at each piece, I read each professor's comment, I acknowledged, then I threw in the bin. I think that holding onto the remarkable kid I was has and always will hold me back. I used to be such a right- brained factory of artistic accomplishment, I would write poems constantly and I knew the mythos of so many fantasies and authors inside and out, and I gazed out windows yearning for these creatures to be real. I was one of the smart kids in school, and I was hands down considered the most talented writer for many grades and locations. I was acknowledged as exceptional.

    As I've grown up, my brain has revealed itself to be a leftie. I'm entirely financially driven - the white collar lifestyle has released to me its bountiful fruits at long last, and I'd argue expressing oneself should be purely an outlet, not an artform. I'd say I can string some words together in a lilting sort of way, but it's not that important to me anymore.

    I'm more proud of a new spreadsheet I developed in the office, wherein I'm automatically comparing total sales for the year against the prior year and benchmarking it against a continual 5% increase. Harder than it sounds to figure out btw. I created a helper column to search for the partner month of the prior year using dynamic reference to A, so A might be January 2019 then F would autocalcuate as January 2018. In addition is accounting for the continuous increase, and showing the status of the current year against that increase so our quarterly meetings aren't always "well we'll see in December ".

    My point is, as good as I feel about this, and as well as I've been doing - which is pretty well considering I have no degree and about 6 years ago I was a part time janitor smoking pot every day, making half the money - I can't bring myself to engage in any sort of creativity when I'm not at work, and because of this some days I would rather work later than come home. I've been playing Cities:Skylines lately and that's helping a bit, appealing to both sides of the ol noggin. But I'm not afraid to admit, a part of me missed the praise. If you slap a drawing up on the facebooker everyone kisses your ass about it. If I compose some lengthy bullshit prose my mom tells me how talented I am. But if I proudly display a completely traffic free mega city I've created, beautiful and happy and well functioning with clean civic engineering, nobody gives a shit and nobody's impressed. I'm well respected and appreciated at work but none of it matters when I lock those doors behind me.

    So, good feeling, letting go of the past. But on the topic of the thread, it also brings to light what one of the hidden thorns plaguing me likely for years probably was. I miss the praise. I miss impressing mentors. I can do it at the office, but it's not enough. And I wish I wasn't so weak that I required validation. My new self help goal is to truly not give a shit and focus on my creativity for it's own sake, rather than the rewards it can bring me - not give a shit, like I've thought for years I haven't. Maybe I'll even draw something when I'm fully released. I was dabbling with animation last year, and I'd say I'm definitely a scholar of the cartoon arts, so if I applied myself maybe I could enjoy it for longer.

    And I gotta say, this has been it's own kind of cathartic. I forgot how great forums were for running my fucking mouth so nobody else has to know about it.
     
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  8. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    Sounds to me like you're both, but siding with the left brain for quality of life reasons.

    I consider myself both (i.e. technical career + artistic hobbies), and I think there's an important synergy between the two in my life. Since I'm on the verge of abandoning my technical career, I know full well how hard it is to keep both sides active simultaneously. In my case, I feel like the career forced me into artificially over-committing to the left brain, and I'm at a point where I need to let the right brain breathe and see where it leads me.

    I can see how you'd view the right brain as offering little beyond self-expression, but for me it's much more. It's like a telescope - it broadens my perspective of the world, and unlocks a myriad of possibilities for how I can relate to the world and interact with it. I don't draw a hard line between fantasy and reality - I see the two as bleeding into each other around the edges, and there are few things I love more than exploring (or creating) that gray area.
     
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  9. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Don't you wish you could skip in real life? I can skip those stupidass YouTube and PornHub ads that, ironically, make me less inclined to check out whatever is being advertised.

    There are some things in life where I'd like to say fuck you and then skip or pause it
     
  10. Slammed

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    Why not just skip all the way to the end of your life and save worrying about all those times you'd have to reach for the skip button?
     
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    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Hilarious, you're a natural comedian
     
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    Thanks, I'm glad you're so appreciative of my abilities.
     
  13. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    I’m beyond frustrated with Lenovo. I have a Legion gaming laptop. Not top of the line but pretty good when it gets going. Lenovo has been badgering me about an update and I finally did it Friday night. Now my laptop seems to be stuck in a “boot loop” and will not do anything past the logo screen. Oh and Lenovo is basically unreachable rn because of covid-19. Oh and all computer repair stores here are closed. Currently a $1500 paperweight.
     
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    If it's a windows update, USB boot and roll back the driver.
    If it's a BIOS update, get the previous version from Lenovo, follow the instructions downgrade the bios. Most Lenovos have a setting to stop downgrading but it can be changed for emergency situations.
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    im going to have to do some reading I suppose. I have another crappy laptop in the house I can use and a USB for downloading
    shit to it.
     
  16. Dak

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    That sucks dude. What sort of update was it? I'm assuming not a Windows update since Lenovo was bugging you about it. Slammed is probably right though / and it's likely a bios update if you get stuck in a boot loop/not windows bugging you.
     
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    I've been selling Lenovo (among others) for years and while their phone support is fairly average, their online community is pretty good. Chances are you wont be the only one having the problem so check the forums for step by step guides. If you can remember the update number, ID, date of release, or anything else try and include it in your search criteria on the help forums because they are fairly populated with similar faults.
     
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  18. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    Our oven stopped working. Thanks Coronavirus.
     
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    You don't need to cook your meat anyway :)
    Just remember, no window shopping when it comes to getting a new one, go in get what you want an get out. Uncle ScoMo said so.
     
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    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    I rent, so there will be no oven shopping and I usually fix stuff around the house myself anyway rather than bug the real estate and end up with a rent increase the following week, but yeah the oven could’ve picked a better time. I’m going to have a go at replacing the element myself assuming that’s what is wrong.
     

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