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Discussion in 'Billy Milano' started by Buzzard, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. Buzzard

    Buzzard "Fear the man"

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    FUNNY ASS SHIT THAT IS TRUE!
    Juat got this in the mail today, feel free to share it
    PRIME666.

    TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Hickies are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
    8. You're in America, you speak our language.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

    TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay.
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
    8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


    TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. O.J. did it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

    TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. You cant drive.
    2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
    3. The peace sign is outdated.
    4. Rice is not a main course.
    5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
    6. Feet were meant to grow.
    7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
    8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
    9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
    10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

    Post this up, if you think this is true
     
  2. Oblivious Maximus

    Oblivious Maximus I am the worm

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    :lol: I neeed a good laugh, and that defanitly did it.
     
  3. Evil Dead

    Evil Dead Hail to the King baby

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    Yep

    Yep


    Can't argue with any of those, especially the koolaid one.

    So true!
     
  4. Arg_Hamster

    Arg_Hamster Not quite done yet...

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  5. Evil Dead

    Evil Dead Hail to the King baby

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    That "asians cant drive thing" is so apparent where I live in Florida.

    Part of the requirements to be a Master Sergeant in the Air Force is to be divorced at least twice, have gone to Korea/Thailand/Phillipines and bought a whore out of her whoring contract, bring her and her family back to the states and marry her. Then you give her a car, not realizing she has no idea how to drive anything but a rickshaw, and she reaks havoc upon the roads.

    Thus, we have a multitude of female asians driving cars, and poorly at that. So be wary around military installations, for the rogue asian female driver.
     
  6. bobo'c

    bobo'c Die!Die!get in the coffin

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  7. Dr Demented

    Dr Demented Psychosomaticaddictinsane

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    hehehe...try this one:
    Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

    10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

    9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

    8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

    7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

    6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.

    5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

    4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

    3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

    2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

    1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
     
  8. Twisted Tony

    Twisted Tony Old School Metalhead

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    I'm Hispanic and all that shit is true!
     

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