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Discussion in 'Forest Stream' started by Anth, May 31, 2006.

  1. Anth

    Anth Member

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    Sepsis Brutal

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Honestly, that sounds like a gymnastics coach I once had. He was a completely awesome guy but he got MAD when you screwed up (which I had a knack for :))
     
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    Yep, and the speech of this coach is very epic :)
     
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    Wau! Check out what my girlfriend has found - Mp3 Antology of Metal with Forest Stream :)

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    Fucking pirates..
     
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    Berserk I am Them...

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    Wow, they're pirating us. We're famous! :headbang: :lol:
     
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    Demona bookworm

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    the kid is superb :) thanks!
     
  12. Demona

    Demona bookworm

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    Here is a "virtual haircut".
    Instructions: you need to have an earphones, put them on before clicking "play" button.
    Earphones are absolutely indispensable, so listen to this with earphones only.
    Don't worry, there aren't any loud screams in this.
    So put your earphones on, klick "play" button, and enjoy!

    http://www.wrzuta.pl/audio/neIXB89Vsm/berber.mp3
     
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    duel Ivory Wizard

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    Demona bookworm

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    Demona bookworm

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    <double post, sorry>
     
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    Demona bookworm

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    Taken from MDB forum:

    The developement of modern medicine:
    2000 B.C. - Here eat this root
    1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say a prayer
    1400 A.D. - The prayer is superstition, use this potion
    1700 A.D. - That potion is ineffective, use this oil
    1900 A.D. - That is snake oil, here take this pill
    1950 A.D. - That pill is too weak, take this antibiotic
    2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is too unnatural, here eat this root
    :lol:
     
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    Berserk I am Them...

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    Nice projection of history.. :lol:
     
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    Demona bookworm

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    It's just too good to keep it all to myself :) Enjoy!

    WHY AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents

    * I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get
    messed up by being near the window.

    * A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was
    wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an
    ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the
    middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map
    and Florida is a very thin state."

    * Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I
    pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay-over in Dallas.
    When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas
    was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."


    * A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that
    her flight from Detroit left at 820am and got into Chicago at 833am. I tried
    to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not
    understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went
    very fast, and she bought that!


    * A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on
    your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do
    you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they
    put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any
    connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into
    it" ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code
    for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on
    her luggage.

    * "A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those
    computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter
    plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

    * A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed
    in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I
    reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many
    times and never had to have one of those."I double checked and sure
    enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

    * A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to
    Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the
    agent "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do
    you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back
    with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country
    and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere. The customer retorted, "Oh don't
    be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a
    map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do
    you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"
     
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    Berserk I am Them...

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  20. _Abbadon_

    _Abbadon_ New Metal Member

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    that sounds familiar to my exs mother:Smug:

    lol
     

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