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Turn your corpse into Vinyl

Discussion in 'Bar' started by Clockwork, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Clockwork

    Clockwork Bass playing guy.

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    i work for a few funeral companies here, im definitely gonna bring this idea up next time i meet with my boss. it sounds interesting and im sure i know a few people who would want their remains pressed to vinyl in my line of work
     
  3. slashvanyoung

    slashvanyoung Dopefish lives!

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    THIS would make for the ultimate trve kvlt Black Metal release: Strongly limited to 1 to 5 copies (depending on the number of band members).

    Somebody call Kvarforth, he might be interested.
     
  4. Jevil

    Jevil Pro Evolution Fucker

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    I'd like to kill some people that I hate, then convert them into vinyls and then scratch and piss over them.
     
  5. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

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    :lol: Nice
     
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    26 Muzak by request

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    haha reminded me of when the guy who invented frisbee golf died, he had his ashes put into alot of limited edition frisbees, if it was your lifes work why the hell not?
     
  8. Wolfeman

    Wolfeman I Prefer EL-34s. So What?

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    No shit, I was thinking about this a while back. Had no idea people actually did it!
     
  9. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    I wonder if they could turn my fap juice into vinyl?
     
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    Virgil. ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    I'm sure we will see a RIP Burzum album pressed in the future. lol
     
  11. Clockwork

    Clockwork Bass playing guy.

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    It says you get like 30 copies of 24 minute discs. I would ensure all my family members got them and passed down through the generations vinyl recordings of me making ghost noises. :cool:
     
  12. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    I was thinking fap noises on vinyl, made out of fap juice. That's just, poetic.
     
  13. RedDog

    RedDog Humanoid typhoon

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    Reminds me of Steve Vai putting his blood in his limited edition Ibanez guitars, and they were his life's work, why the hell not?
     
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    Best joke of the year 2011 for me so far :lol: :worship:
     
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    Jevil Pro Evolution Fucker

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    He did that?
    Sure it was blood of a junkie with AIDS that he payed with alcohol.
     

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