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Vagina in a bottle!

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007.

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  1. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    #1 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  2. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    Eau de cunt. Once again, It is NOT a perfume.
     
    #2 ScientistOfDarkness, Sep 22, 2007
  3. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    *waits for the release of Sweaty Balls scent*
     
    #3 ScientistOfDarkness, Sep 22, 2007
  4. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    Just open a jar of old moldy sour cream, and there it is.
     
    #4 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  5. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    It's great for post-op transsexuals. "Now you can look AND smell like the woman you know you are!"
     
    #5 ScientistOfDarkness, Sep 22, 2007
  6. Captain Beard

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    I'm sure some guy would spray it heavily everywhere in the house and claim he had an orgy the night previous. :)

    or if you're James, the ball scent.
     
    #6 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  7. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    sour cream? gross. get yourself checked out, lumberjack.
     
    #7 mReEtTaIlRsEkD, Sep 22, 2007
  8. reese_apoc

    reese_apoc May the HORNS be with you

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    i showed that site to my girlfriend just now. this is what she had to say "I can smell my finger for free,dumass"
     
    #8 reese_apoc, Sep 22, 2007
  9. Captain Beard

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    More like just sour in general. Obviously penguin has never worked hard in his life. :)
     
    #9 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  10. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    #10 ScientistOfDarkness, Sep 22, 2007
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    I bet when his nose gets near her vagina he asks why they're by the bayside.
     
    #11 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  12. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    And what hard labour have you done? (seriously, if you throw bouncing retards around all day you may as well sign yourself up as a their kin)
     
    #12 mReEtTaIlRsEkD, Sep 22, 2007
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    And pushed 500 pound carts of prunes around 70 yards to a rail car overnight for a few weeks.
     
    #13 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  14. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    Drank a two-six a night for three nights, beyotch. (at 170-ish pounds)
     
    #14 mReEtTaIlRsEkD, Sep 22, 2007
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    What does liver armageddon have to do with crotchsweat?
     
    #15 Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007
  16. Söy

    Söy Manfred von Richthofen

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    man pingy just needs to visit a locker room again for a refresher course/sniff
     
    #16 Söy, Sep 22, 2007
  17. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    hydration?
     
    #17 mReEtTaIlRsEkD, Sep 22, 2007
  18. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    I'll send an SOS to the world!
    I'll send an SOS to the world!
    I hope that someone gets my....
    I hope that someone gets my.......
    I hope that someone gets my...........
    Vagina in a bottttttttlllllllllllle
     
    #18 Chromatose, Sep 22, 2007
  19. derek

    derek Grey Eminence

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    #19 derek, Sep 22, 2007
  20. Dead Winter

    Dead Winter STAHP

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    I don't think I'd want to go around smelling like pussy.

    They should invent something for women that smells like cum. "Enjoy that fresh, manly scent of bleach, water, and dishwashing detergent."
     
    #20 Dead Winter, Sep 23, 2007
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