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Vagina in a bottle!

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Captain Beard, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    well, you're in luck because its not a perfume, its for your own erotic smelling i.e. wanking.
     
  2. Dead Winter

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    I know it's not a perfume, but after you put it on you're still gonna go around smelling like pussy even after the wanking.
     
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    Does it have a pleasure hole?
     
  4. Dead Winter

    Dead Winter STAHP

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    You could really embarrass people with this thing. Put little drops all around the room and watch the look on people's faces when they walk in. EVERYONE knows what pussy smells like, so you could have a laugh watching them try to figure out what it is or watching them realize what it is while they try to keep from saying something.
     
  5. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    They should make a mouthwash as well.
     
  6. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    Your idea is both disgusting and brilliant.

    A: "So what did you do today?"
    B: *exhales*
    A: "I see..."
     
  7. ZANEX

    ZANEX Alone Within My Lunacy

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    Simply brilliant. But, are you refering to the original POLICE version or the newest Machine Head cover off the song, or your own creation. Any version is good as that this is a great song no matter what.

    Zane
     
  8. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    haha machine head covered that?
     
  9. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    I need a fleshlight
     
  10. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    i dunno, if masturbation is too good its just de-motivating.
     
  11. Reminiscence

    Reminiscence Oblique and Nebulous

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    Goodness, this thread is thoroughly disturbing.
     
  12. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    machine head?!

    heavens , no

    THE POLICE
     
  13. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    I'm in favor of one that smells like vagina and old-lady-cream...see, now *that* would be really embarrassing.
     
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    MorganJ Budding Maniac

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    It is amazing what people will try to sell you these days! :zombie: It could come from a ugly fat sow.
     
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    ZANEX Alone Within My Lunacy

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    Seriously, Machine Head do justice to this song, and i think it Kicks Ass. I love the original Police songs like: Message in a Bottle, Spirits In the material World, Every Breath You Take, Synchronicity, Murder By Numbers, etc... but would love to hear other bands cover the songs.?!

    Zane
     

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