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Discussion in 'Saxon' started by WILKS, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Hammer of Might

    Hammer of Might New Metal Member

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    I'll be going to the London show - bring it on! :headbang:
     
  2. Sammi951

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    Oi!!! Princess might not glue your knob to your chest - but I reckon I will now!! :Shedevil: :lol:
     
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    Kin ell, you women and your glue! :lol:
     
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    And they claim to be sensitive souls :erk:
     
  5. Sammi951

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    Well you've met me twice now Fingers - do I look like the sort who'd even touch a man's willy, never mind go on the rampage with a tube of glue? :saint: :D :oops:
     
  6. Fingers

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    Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth Sammi :tickled:
     
  7. WILKS

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    There is an easy joke there:oops: :oops:
     
  8. Sammi951

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    Really?? Come on then Wilks, don't be shy...let's have it! :D
     
  9. WILKS

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    Now theres a line don' hear often:oops:
     
  10. Fingers

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    So your married then Wilks :tickled:
     
  11. Sammi951

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    :lol: :lol: I mean the joke!! ;)
     
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    :lol: :lol: Wilks might be - but I'm not! :D ;)
     
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    Slippery and good with the glue, I like that in a woman :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  14. WILKS

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    welcum to carry on forum:lol:
     
  15. Fingers

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    Oooh Err Missus no Wilks STOP IT :tickled:
     
  16. princess_of_the_night2112

    princess_of_the_night2112 Goddess of Metal

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    Yes Welcum to the Sexon forum everyone hehe and talking of sex and private parts etc, did anyone happen to clock that programme on Channel 4 last night, The World's Largest Penis - 13.5 inches wooohoooo - but he was a gaylord - bummer what a waste haha!!!!
     
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    I taped it Princess, will watch it over the weekend, I don't think Paxoman will want to join me though! ;) 13.5 inches?? :OMG: My eyes are watering just at the thought of it! :lol:
     
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    I aim to please! :lol:
     
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    princess_of_the_night2112 Goddess of Metal

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And I think Paxoman's eyes would definitely be watering when you tell him what you're going to be buying him. Apparently c*ck rings are all the rage these days, so you'll need to buy him one for a Valentine's Day present Sammi hehe!!!! It shows you that guy with the 13.5 incher putting one of those c*ck rings on, I was stunned, I'd never even heard of c*ck rings before with me being that Sweet & Innocent (that's one of my fav Diamond Head songs Valanx, yip so even when I'm talking c*ck, I somehow always manage to get DH into the thread:lol: :lol: :lol: .

    I fair enjoyed that programme Sammi, so it's well worth watching - some of it was a right good laugh but some of it was a bit pervy.
     
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    Just watched it today Princess, while Paxoman is at work ;) How come all the men with big uns are lacking in the looks department?? Ermmmm, Paxoman excluded of course!! lol :D

    A cock ring for Valentines Day...now there's an idea I'd never have thought of! I can feel a trip to Ann Summers coming up...and while I'm there, I might treat myself to an "Omar"!! ;) :oops: :lol:
     

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