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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by stefan86, Apr 24, 2011.
oh hai karen <3
I love how my drunken tread start derailed into some sort of weird serious discussion. randomness is random
roflrapture in the middle of the penisrapture
hai honeyyyyy <3 <3 <3 <3
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air doesn't cost anything.
What's the biggest Jewish conflict?
Whats the difference between a Jew and Pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
You guys heard of that new Jewish car tire, the Firestein?
Not only does it stop on a dime, but it also picks it up.
On Hitler's birthday, he decides to have three Jews brought to him. When Himmler approaches with the first Jew, Hitler asks, "So, Jew, how high can you jump?"
The first Jew is kinda surprised by the question, and stammers, "Uh, one meter."
"Ah, gut, gut," says Hitler. "Then since it's my birthday, I will give you one sandwich."
The Jew, eyes gleaming at the sandwich Goebbels brought, goes back to the camp.
Himmler brings the second Jew.
"So, Jew," asks Hitler, "How high can you jump?"
Having seen the first Jew's response and the reward, the Jew says, "Two metres, Herr Hitler."
"Ah, ganz gut!" says Hitler with a grin, "Then for my birthday, you can have two sandwiches!"
The Jew is sent back to camp, rolphing down his sandwiches.
Of course, by then, the third Jew's figured out the system.
"So, Jew," Hitler asks when Himmler presents the third. "How high can you jump?"
Proudly, the Jew proclaims, "Four metres, Herr Führer!"
"Shoot this Jew, he can get over the wire!"