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Discussion in 'Non-Opeth Music Chat' started by Resonator, May 24, 2009.

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  1. Resonator

    Resonator Member

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    If you were held at gunpoint, knowing this guy will pull the trigger, hands bound and knees broken, what would your last words/actions be?

    For me:

    Looking up into the gunman's eyes, I say "See you soon,"
     
    #1 Resonator, May 24, 2009
  2. Sad Madrigal

    Sad Madrigal Happy

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    I'd say:
    "THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *gasp* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
    And then Satan would destroy the guy.
     
    #2 Sad Madrigal, May 24, 2009
  3. puke bucket

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    id tell him to be a man about things and slice my throat open instead. Once he did, hopefully Id have the ability to spit my blood in his face and be able to tell him he now has aids. Though, Im pretty sure Id be lying, I bet it would scare the shit out of him, maybe even give him nightmares.
     
    #3 puke bucket, May 24, 2009
  4. hexwind

    hexwind Creepiness Och Terrorism

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    What goes around come back around. and give him my forums/emails and msn passwords and tell him to be a gentleman and spread the news for those who can't hear about my death anyhow
     
    #4 hexwind, May 24, 2009
  5. cuntface

    cuntface New Metal Member

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    why would you see him soon? Please talk about your world of nonsense
     
    #5 cuntface, May 24, 2009
  6. Hox

    Hox Superiorly grim and kvlt

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    I wouldn't say shit, because I would destroy him with my satanic black magic before he pulled the trigger.
     
    #6 Hox, May 24, 2009
  7. Braighs

    Braighs twelve strings of darknes

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    I'd be like that knight in Monty Python and the holy grail. I'd try to bite him to death.
     
    #7 Braighs, May 24, 2009
  8. Wander

    Wander 10+2=6

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    "Dude, what the hell?"
     
    #8 Wander, May 24, 2009
  9. Alteredmindeath

    Alteredmindeath Wasteland Survivor

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    i would say "DO IT PUSSY"
     
    #9 Alteredmindeath, May 24, 2009
  10. Resonator

    Resonator Member

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    Same reason you had to ask. Always leave a question open to keep them guessing, and haunt them while I'm dead :D
     
    #10 Resonator, May 24, 2009
  11. biggsy

    biggsy New Metal Member

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    id say 'i hope they dont discuss this at um seeing as its so amazingly off topic'
     
    #11 biggsy, May 24, 2009
  12. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    I'd say

    "NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE PLEASE PLEASE DUDE DON'T DO THAT THINK AGAIN PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND HUH WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER GOOD REASONS FOR YOU TO NOT KILL ME BUT JUST DON'T PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAA HELL WHY ALREADY ARE YOU WANTING TO KILL THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON JUST DON'T IT DUDE IT'S USELESS TO MURDER ME OK? SO RELAX!!!"

    and then I'd say

    "HUH!" 'cause I'd be dead and when you die you say
    "HUH!" it has been proven in James Bond movies. Interesting shit thread by the way.
     
    #12 Nasty-Fire, May 24, 2009
  13. BloodSword

    BloodSword Member

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    I'd plead and beg for my life, just like everyone on here would do, if they ever had a gun pointed at them and they were about to die. Unless their kidding, no one would say any of these things mentioned above. So, I take it, no one on the Opeth board has ever come close to dying in this way huh?
     
    #13 BloodSword, May 24, 2009
  14. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    Obviously. ;)
     
    #14 Nasty-Fire, May 24, 2009
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    Arasmas New Metal Member

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    This thread is OFF TOPIC. Could a mod please delete it? Thank you.
     
    #15 Arasmas, May 24, 2009
  16. BRI

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    I'd probably say: "Wow, what a coincidence. This was brought up in some shitty thread I read on the Opeth forum."
     
    #16 BRI, May 24, 2009
  17. MoonlightOrchid

    MoonlightOrchid Bi-product

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    Do a barrel roll
     
    #17 MoonlightOrchid, May 24, 2009
  18. Holocaust on the Moon

    Holocaust on the Moon Temples of Syrinx

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    I would attempt to cock slap him.
     
    #18 Holocaust on the Moon, May 24, 2009
  19. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    I'd point my gun back at him and we'd be very confused.
     
    #19 Nasty-Fire, May 24, 2009
  20. ozric

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    either you have the world's biggest shlong and the reflexes of clint eastwood, or the murderer is a midget and you already had 'IT' out... sounds a bit suss to me.

    i'd say: "wait, just one last bat"
     
    #20 ozric, May 24, 2009
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