So I've been reading a couple issues of the old Petrified zine, which featured interviews with Emperor and Burzum among others from 93-94, and it reminded me that black metal bands do possibly the most entertaining interviews in all of metal. A lot of these guys say stuff that is either blatantly fucked up or unintentionally hilarious. Here are some from Petrified (all spelling and grammatical errors have been preserved): Samoth hating on Chuck way back before it was internet-trendy to do so. Samoth on whether he will rule in hell among evil after he dies. Faust on homosexuals. Varg Vikernes on Jews. Euronymous on what he'd like to change about his life (this one did not appear in Petrified zine.) So yeah, anyway, post more bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, or fucked up/disturbing black metal interview quotes here. Quotes from album liner notes are acceptable too as those tend to be pretty ridiculous as well. I can't get enough of this stuff.