So I've been reading a couple issues of the old Petrified zine, which featured interviews with Emperor and Burzum among others from 93-94, and it reminded me that black metal bands do possibly the most entertaining interviews in all of metal. A lot of these guys say stuff that is either blatantly fucked up or unintentionally hilarious. Here are some from Petrified (all spelling and grammatical errors have been preserved): Samoth hating on Chuck way back before it was internet-trendy to do so. Samoth on whether he will rule in hell among evil after he dies. Faust on homosexuals. Varg Vikernes on Jews. Euronymous on what he'd like to change about his life (this one did not appear in Petrified zine.) So yeah, anyway, post more bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, or fucked up/disturbing black metal interview quotes here. Quotes from album liner notes are acceptable too as those tend to be pretty ridiculous as well. I can't get enough of this stuff.
'Because our music is cold and your teeth is rotten' Demonaz Slayer Mag Vol. 11 When asked how come the amalgan in your teeth freezes when you put on an Immortal record. I will have many more outstanding quotes whence sober and have trawled my archives.
That aint that funny dude,it's a fairly normal Euro quote,there's gotta be better ones than that out there.
Great idea for a thread. There's definitely a wealth of this sort of thing in liner notes. I'll see what I can find.
The pathetic bigoted life-form who uttered that Jewish-related quote is nothing but an oxygen thief, the human race doesn't need or want pond scum filled with mindless hate in its ranks. I'm not Jewish but I wouldn't listen to any band who said such a thing just on principle.
From the Hirilorn/Nasav split. Mostly interesting considering how much Shaxul hates nowadays Deathspell Omega, where here he's obviously talking about creating said band. A few years later: From Ildjarn's final statement: From a re-release of Graveland's Thousand Swords (choices were numerous, as Darken often says this kind of shit in liner notes).
Didn't Varg come out with some shit after he was incarcerated that said guitars were for my pals? This somehow justified his wretched keyboard-based albums.
Badmouthing jews is so much worse man! Jew's get enough shit for no reason. They've been through enough.
I wish Emperor never broke up, but I started sucking my own dick and couldn't stop. -Samoth Someone just fuck me in the ass -Varg Vikerness I love you Varg baby, but you cheated on me you asshole. Euronymous
