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weird, fucked up, or amusing black metal quotes

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Cythraul, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    So I've been reading a couple issues of the old Petrified zine, which featured interviews with Emperor and Burzum among others from 93-94, and it reminded me that black metal bands do possibly the most entertaining interviews in all of metal. A lot of these guys say stuff that is either blatantly fucked up or unintentionally hilarious. Here are some from Petrified (all spelling and grammatical errors have been preserved):

    Samoth hating on Chuck way back before it was internet-trendy to do so.

    Samoth on whether he will rule in hell among evil after he dies.

    Faust on homosexuals.

    Varg Vikernes on Jews.

    Euronymous on what he'd like to change about his life (this one did not appear in Petrified zine.)

    So yeah, anyway, post more bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, or fucked up/disturbing black metal interview quotes here. Quotes from album liner notes are acceptable too as those tend to be pretty ridiculous as well. I can't get enough of this stuff.
     
  2. JontRevolting

    JontRevolting FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!

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    'Because our music is cold and your teeth is rotten' Demonaz Slayer Mag Vol. 11
    When asked how come the amalgan in your teeth freezes when you put on an Immortal record.
    I will have many more outstanding quotes whence sober and have trawled my archives.
     
  3. CF87

    CF87 Active Member

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    "and I would live in luxury with a harem and watch the children in Africa starve to death on video."

    :lol:
     
  4. JontRevolting

    JontRevolting FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!

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    That aint that funny dude,it's a fairly normal Euro quote,there's gotta be better ones than that out there.
     
  5. Slayed Necros

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    :lol:

    Great idea for a thread. There's definitely a wealth of this sort of thing in liner notes. I'll see what I can find.
     
  6. NocturnalNemesis

    NocturnalNemesis New Metal Member

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    The pathetic bigoted life-form who uttered that Jewish-related quote is nothing but an oxygen thief, the human race doesn't need or want pond scum filled with mindless hate in its ranks. I'm not Jewish but I wouldn't listen to any band who said such a thing just on principle.
     
  7. Lateralus14

    Lateralus14 New Metal Member

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    Burzum is great, but Varg proves himself to be quite the dumbass with that quote.
     
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    From the Hirilorn/Nasav split. Mostly interesting considering how much Shaxul hates nowadays Deathspell Omega, where here he's obviously talking about creating said band.

    A few years later:

    From Ildjarn's final statement:

    From a re-release of Graveland's Thousand Swords (choices were numerous, as Darken often says this kind of shit in liner notes).

     
  9. Der Morgenstern

    Der Morgenstern Trailer Park Bacchus

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    Didn't Varg come out with some shit after he was incarcerated that said guitars were for my pals? This somehow justified his wretched keyboard-based albums.
     
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    Yeah, who cares if he burned down a few churches and killed a guy? Badmouthing Jews is much worse.
     
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    gundamterran Devouring the Gorepoflesh

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    Badmouthing jews is so much worse man! Jew's get enough shit for no reason. They've been through enough.
     
  12. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    This is probably your best post ever.
     
  13. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    I've always thought this was hilarious.

     
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    General Zaroff Registered Lunatic

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    Aw fuck that Ildjarn one is hilarious.
     
  15. JontRevolting

    JontRevolting FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!

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    Fucking oath it is :lol:
     
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    NocturnalNemesis New Metal Member

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    He did? Well I'm not surprised then, hope he stayed locked up for a long time....
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    He's out. Didnt go to jail that long. Not every country locks you away for life.
     
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    SkeletonWitch Morphine Child

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    A quote from someone who is not a fan of black metal, about black metal.

     
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    Alteredmindeath Wasteland Survivor

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    I wish Emperor never broke up, but I started sucking my own dick and couldn't stop.
    -Samoth

    Someone just fuck me in the ass
    -Varg Vikerness

    I love you Varg baby, but you cheated on me you asshole.
    Euronymous
     
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    trees don't pay taxes
     

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