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Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Cythraul, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. sevag00

    sevag00 Order to Chaos

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    The Faust one is :lol:s
     
  2. The Emptier

    The Emptier t3h b3aSt0rZ

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    I lyke dix-Gaayhl
     
  3. Chimaera

    Chimaera Member

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    :cool:
     
  4. AnotherBlackWidow

    AnotherBlackWidow New Metal Member

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    Anyone see that movie Legalise Murder?
     
  5. Blind Guardian

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    Crowley is most famous for his device 'Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Law'.


     
  6. Addo_Of_Nex

    Addo_Of_Nex Fuck of Death

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    That American Underground Black Metal tape is rife with hilarious shit. The Black Witchery and Absu ones have always been my favorites.



    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVT8nkj9lIc&feature=related[/ame]
     
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  7. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    That Absu video is fucking immortal. We've lambasted (and appreciated) it at two past MDFs. :lol:
     
  8. VelociBrad

    VelociBrad Spawn of Possession

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    yeeeah Black Witchery!
     
  9. Addo_Of_Nex

    Addo_Of_Nex Fuck of Death

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    Haha, and for good reason. Everything Proscriptor says in that video is quote-worthy.

    As for Black Witchery, they inspired me to tell people that bands like Morbid Angel, Deicide, and Obituary are from "fuckin' Florida" right after I tell them I'm into Blasphemy and Beherit...and Sarcofago.
     
  10. Forgotten.nemesis

    Forgotten.nemesis Aces High!

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    pretty funny! I laughed a lot.
    Check out interview with kvarforth in london.(youtube)
     
  11. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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  12. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    The guys from Black Witchery seem like a bunch of retarded mongoloids, and their music sounds boring.
     
  13. w0es

    w0es or gtfo

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    In one of the Kvarfoth interviews :

     
  14. Balmung

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    Fucking Epic :D
     
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    Einherjar86 Active Member

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    Now it all makes sense as to why so much Finnish metal is lambasted as "faggot fairy shit" (or something along those lines).
     
  16. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    That and nobody at the time liked Beherit :lol:
     
  17. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Sonata Arctica
     
  18. Mountains_of_Mars

    Mountains_of_Mars AIDSmonger

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    The bros from Blasphemy have said some pretty entertaining things. Im just going to post a couple quotes from interviews

    (Interviewer)
    (How did you get to join this band?)
    "I joined basically because I deny Jesus the Christ the deceiver"

    (What do yo like besides music)
    I like hockey, bitches, booze, and pot.

    (What happened to Ace Gustapo?)
    "Turned yuppie/hippy

    "Black Metal Powerlifting"
     
  19. General Zaroff

    General Zaroff Registered Lunatic

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    lol I remember a guy on another forum saying one of the members of Blasphemy power lifted. He actually contacted him and asked for his maxes, but he declined to give them out.
     
  20. Tonka Time

    Tonka Time Guest

    :lol:
     

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