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weird, fucked up, or amusing black metal quotes

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Cythraul, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. CF87

    CF87 Active Member

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    link the vid of lord imperial being a fat manchild
     
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    xAzagthothx likes jambands, too

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    The following are all Abbath:

    On guitar solos:

    "I know, uh... very few lead things, and when I play that, everybody thinks that I'm 'Wow! He's the ultimate lead player!'"

    On pinch-harmonics:

    "Zakk Wylde, how the hell does he do it? I mean, wwwuhhllaaaahhwahhh!"

    On not remembering how to play the solos from the album (replete with emphatic full-body gesturing):

    "Even live, you know, I'll just go 'Ahh fuck it!' you know? Go 'Raaarrgghhh! VENOM!!!'"

    On the inspiration for the song Tyrants:

    "And I was like 'Fuckin hell, Kashmir! Wow!'"



    On demonstrating Battles In The North:

    "I know how to read though!"


    I fuckin love this shit.... I love this guy. He's the hilarious. He's the only black metal dude who can be grim while simultaneously being hilarious and personable.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDnJ_AnVxZE&feature=related
     
  4. Hez

    Hez Evil Dead

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    All those Abbath guitar instructional videos are fantastic, he comes across as a great guy hahaha.

    I wanna hear more about this black metal powerlifting thing, it sounds fascinating/hilarious.
     
  5. no country for old wainds

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    i don't get black metal. like, how do all these insufferable insecurity-riddled delusional borderline retarded assmasters create anything resembling good music? well, i mean most of them don't, but you know what i'm chatting bitch
     

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