http://www.people.co.uk/homepage/news/page.cfm?objectid=13405208&method=thepeople_full&siteid=79490 While announcing that there was now zero chance of the 2014 asteroid hitting Earth, Lord Salisbury announced another, even more dangerous asteroid (2003/Q0104) which could hit Earth on 10pm, May 19, 2031. I can foresee a budget struggle between the Supervolcano Soothing Authority and the Federal Bureau of Not Getting Hit By Bloody Great Asteroids...
Hey, back in the 60s they told kids to hide from a thermonuclear blast by GETTING UNDER YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL DESK. Hey, that might work!