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What Is Your Viking Name? LOL!

Discussion in 'Amon Amarth' started by Squeak, Jul 9, 2003.

  1. Cimmerian

    Cimmerian bash master

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    leiðólfr Blackthews
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be. You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys". You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
     
  2. Loki

    Loki New Metal Member

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    yeah my name is: Þóðrekr Foecrusher (but i dont know how to speak this) :)

    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
     
  3. Theredintheskyisours

    Theredintheskyisours It is ours you know.

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    Aw Koko the Orang-outan. Damn it.
     
  4. North Sea Stormrider

    North Sea Stormrider Guitar Playing Viking

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    Rúnólfr Stronghorse
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

    You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
     
  5. AxeOfDarkness

    AxeOfDarkness Demons And Lies

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    did one for a buddy... answered for him but still honestly...

    Hermundr Wussypants
    Your Viking Personality: The other Vikings let you come on raids with them, but only because they think it's hilarious to watch you try to handle a sword. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You're not a very fearsome fighter; in fact, you'd probably bleed to death if a sword hit your shadow. If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either. People tend to treat you like a doormat, generally because they know they can get away with it. Other Vikings would be calling you "tree-hugging hippie peacenik" if the phrase had been invented.
     
  6. christcrusher

    christcrusher Goddess of All

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    My Viking Name is:

    Mjöll the Fearsome hahahah...

    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking, or at least you would be if you were male. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    This is pretty awesome haha!

    cheers!

    :p
     
  7. Squeak

    Squeak Photo Mistress

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG that was HILLARIOUS Axe!!! I needed that laugh today. :headbang:
     
  8. BigFakeSmile

    BigFakeSmile toe much love!

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    s-s-s-silly

    Your Viking Name is...

    Katla Oakenspear
    (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Katla Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.
     
  9. Over Broen

    Over Broen WINDIR

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    [ Hundi the Fearsome
    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
    You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".
    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.
     
  10. burning creation

    burning creation SUNSET DISTRICT INC.

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    Im Kaðall Bloodspear... its the one about being hella cool and ready for battle but not a berserker... that was fun
     
  11. AxeOfDarkness

    AxeOfDarkness Demons And Lies

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    whats even funnier is if you knew this guy you would know how very very true this all is!!!
    \m/
     
  12. DarkAdder

    DarkAdder DAYUM!

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    Your Viking Name is...
    Otkatla Goatcrusher

    (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Otkatla Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

    Tee hee, Goatcrusher!
     
  13. Over Broen

    Over Broen WINDIR

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    feeling in touch with his heritage hundi runs off to slaughter some monothesists.
     
  14. taken by the reaper

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    Jón Foemangler

    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.


    This is quite an interesting idea...
     
  15. Stile

    Stile fear the mullet!

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    Greetings, I am Eyfrøðr Stronggoat

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.


    ...and that honestly is just like me. heh heh.
     
  16. Windfall Fear

    Windfall Fear pain is an illusion

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    Your Viking Name is...

    Iðunn Goatcatcher
    (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Iðunn Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

    You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other Vikings would be calling you "tree-hugging hippie peacenik" if the phrase had been invented.
     
  17. serenesorrow

    serenesorrow Asian Woman

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    My Viking Name is...
    Leiðólfr Wulfmangler

    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

    You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    People tend to treat you like a doormat, generally because they know they can get away with it. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
     
  18. Tomasz

    Tomasz outdoor type

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    My Viking Name is...
    Gaylord Focker
     
  19. Sonnenritter

    Sonnenritter Active Member

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    Your Viking Name is...

    Már Shieldsmasher
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker". You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty. You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
     
  20. solarfall_

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    Your Viking Name is...
    Herdís Oakensword
    (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Herdís Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.

    Pretty cool..lol Not exactly me, but oh well..
     

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