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what the fuck to do with my life plz

Discussion in 'RC' started by einride, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    It's gotta be one of the recent best
     
  2. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    Okay, not only am I here for Dorians entertainment, but the whole lot of ya.
     
  3. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Well...........yeah
     
  4. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    My gal stormed out on me last week amidst foreplay, said "you need to read some books, or watch some porno." It was pretty emasculating and embarrassing to say the least, (after the initial pissed off blue ball factor wore off.) Honestly didn't do anything wrong, sans not doing anything with my hands, as they were bracing my ugly bald head. Woops


    I received an apology the following day, but goat damn, I think I'm intimately scarred.


    Also, lofnl @ Dorian's situation. Dont you already rake in six figures? Wtf is your money going?
     
  5. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    :lol:

    Did you direct her to the HD Pr0n thread and say "But, honey, look."
     
  6. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    Honestly the pr0n viewing may be the problem. I should go watch some old Cinemax flicks featuring Kari Wuhrer. :loco:
     
  7. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Did you ever see those Hellraiser sequels she was in? They sucked! But you know what was even worse? The Prophecy sequels she was in! Oh man, what pieces of shit. The ending to the fifth Prophecy "film" is up there with Troll 2 in terms of Utter Stupid.
     
  8. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Lol @ Jerry's story

    And also lol @ Kari Wuhrer
     
  9. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    I just read her IMDB. I didn't know there even was a Beastmaster 2. It is supposed to be one of the worst sequels ever!

    Well, I mean to be fair, after the original masterpiece of cinema, everything else would be clearly downhill from there. :zombie:
     
  10. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Back OT: I was pretty close to murdering my wife last night over something extremely trivial, but I redirected my rage into her pillow at the last second. Afterwards, she vowed to never have sex with me ever again. When it comes to love, I think Brak said it best:

     
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  11. J.

    J. Old Fart

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    Maybe you and doomcifer can wife swap for a while
     
  12. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Omg :lol: at the last two posts
     
  13. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    Its 02:22 here and I just heard my neighbor yell "Wheres your fucking nappy you little cunt?" Definitely never having kids.
     
  15. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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  16. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Someone should make a list of people who said they were never gonna have kids
     
  17. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    I've never said never, I remain vaguely pro/con the whole breeding thing. I think I kind of want to, but my wife doesn't want kids. And that's okay. However, my guess is that when I turn 40 I'll leave her for some 24 year old nubile bint in a panicked urge to spawn. The Hollywood Option.
     
  18. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    That's what most (try to) do unless they realize shitz before the regular old lady has gone dry. Only most people can't see into the future like the nadator.

    I'd just like a big fat list for the told you so-possibilities
     
  19. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    I was once on that list. :guh:
     
  20. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    told you so

    Or maybe I didn't but I should have and would have if you said so to me, and if I didn't get to say told you so because you got kids eventually I'd get to say it when you died lonely and miserable
     

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