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What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Morbides, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. DarkGift

    DarkGift ov Doom

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    how can a movie with a 7 minute long rape scene be anything but good.




    i jest.
    but still.
     
  2. Mephistophiliac

    Mephistophiliac Pfukkuntaschitz

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    A friend recently made me watch "Stay Alive" and no matter how much I smoked I could not make that movie good in any way.
     
  3. Metalmilitia2000

    Metalmilitia2000 UM's Resident Asshole

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    Godfather 3. The ending alone makes me want to commit genocide.
     
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    Super Mahrio Deeply Horrible Person

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    That was a pretty lame movie but ive seen worse.
     
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    Don't forget the real blowjob being given at the party.
     
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    orbsonb penguins jersey guy

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    Blood Gnome. a movie about a CSI phorographer with a magic camera that lets him see invisible gnomes that are attacking BDSM enthusiasts during sex in an attempt to take over the world. it sounds like it would be funny but it's totally fucking unbearably bad.

    Manos: The Hands of Fate, The Room and Hobgoblins are also horrirfic
     
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    Manos is better when you see the MST3K version.
     
  8. Det Som Engang Var

    Det Som Engang Var Viking Bastard

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    I don't know but Space Balls was absolutely horrible.
     
  9. Mr.Sister

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    OK:

    xXx
    10.000 BC

    and Highlander part 2 !!!!
    This one is so bad, I can't even watch part 1 anymore!!!
     
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    Oh crap, I forgot about Highlander II!
     
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    Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    please, proceed to kill yourself
     
  13. DarkGift

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    true :headbang: but yeah, it's a pretty amazing movie, gotta watch it again... feels like i missed out on alot the first time around

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    Durkguftz in acshun!
     
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    You are deemed FALSE. [​IMG]
     
  16. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    this is the movie that I was able to watch the least number of minutes of. I think I turned it off at about 18 minutes.

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    how could i forget "national treasure"?! i was able to figure out the plot during the first 5 minutes, my friend said that i was 100% correct and i turned it off :lol:
     
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    wickedsensation Rapeologist

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    Probably Zombi 4/5. It was pretty bad.
     
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    Most Christmas movies just out and out suck but having been dragged by my girlfriend and her family to see "Four Christmases" was almost unbearable. The fact that Reese Witherspoon hates Kevin Smith just makes me hate her even more.

    The Hangover. One of the most annoying movies I've ever seen, except for...

    Napoleon Dynamite. Saw this movie on a date, halfway through my date and I looked at each other and, in unison, said "I don't get this movie, do you?" People say it's brilliant but some people also enjoy getting kicked in the balls really hard as well.
     
  20. Det Som Engang Var

    Det Som Engang Var Viking Bastard

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    Please, come up with a response that isn't middle school level. If you think it's funny your sense of humor is simple. You were probably the kid that laughed out loud at cartoons.

    The movie fucking sucks, you guys are just nostalgic.
     

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