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Who has had sex while listening to Opeth

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by daliup, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. daliup

    daliup Member

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    Thread idea inspired by Necropeth!

    Share your experiences! How was it? During what part of the song did you cum? etc. Details please!

    Most important question - was Opeth better than sex?!
     
  2. pyr0rrzzz

    pyr0rrzzz but still so precious...

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    Finally some quality threads popping up here again

    I'm serious
     
  3. Ümlaut

    Ümlaut The Grand Conjurer

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    How the hell do you 'fuck' to Opeth?
     
  4. ever dying

    ever dying Forlorn Faeces!

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    Nope not me..
    But I must say, the intro to The Grand Canjuration must have a nice shag-a-licious rythym..
     
  5. daliup

    daliup Member

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    I don't know dude! I haven't done it to Opeth... yet! - but I imagine the mellow parts would be great!!! As well as the heavy parts with rough sex and all!
     
  6. Metalstrm

    Metalstrm On the Serpentine Path

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    Yes, while listening to Deliverance. I remember thinking Master's Apprentice has a perfect intro rhythm for some intense stuff.
     
  7. Vivören

    Vivören New Metal Member

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    I just fuck the hole in the cd.

    Fits like a glove. :kickass:
     
  8. BrutalD

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    You could time the cumshot for the acoustic ending of Demon of the Fall, that would be intense, and the Lotus Eater blast beats would be badass
     
  9. GT2000

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    I bet some of you fan-boy types like to masturbate to Mike's portrait
    :)
     
  10. Metalstrm

    Metalstrm On the Serpentine Path

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    Yours must truly be a small one, my friend.
     
  11. Holocaust on the Moon

    Holocaust on the Moon Temples of Syrinx

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    That hole is tiny.
     
  12. Vivören

    Vivören New Metal Member

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    Watch your back, motherfucker.

    Pencil Penis comin' at cha!
     
  13. Metalstrm

    Metalstrm On the Serpentine Path

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    You said you could bend even me. So which song do you wanna listen to while I break your anus with my Humongous Rod of Penetration?

    Edit: Your petite, flowery, French anus.
     
  14. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Towards the Great Sky

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    lol, ur gay.
     
  15. Metalstrm

    Metalstrm On the Serpentine Path

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    ^ No way. I wouldn't touch a man with a ten-foot pole.
     
  16. Necropeth

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    Your about to cum and all of a sudden "Runnnn awayyyyyy, run awayyyyyyyyy run awayyyyyyyy."
     
  17. Vivören

    Vivören New Metal Member

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    Oh you'd love to touch a man with a long pole, wouldn't ya?
     
  18. Necropeth

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    Ugh....god damnit.
     
  19. Metalstrm

    Metalstrm On the Serpentine Path

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    Yes, if that man in question is you, and the pole in question is a medieval spear impaling your throat.
     
  20. Vivören

    Vivören New Metal Member

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    You don't need to be a Freudian to see what you're really saying.

    The spear = your penis
    My throat = my throat

    Just say you want a man to suck your Maltese falcon. You want rugged chin beards to tickle your Maltesers. You'll feel so much better if you just admit it to yourself.
     

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