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WHOSE CHEESE AND TOMATO SANDWICH?

Discussion in 'Saxon' started by SAXONIZED, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Cindi

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    It does make me hungry ... but it gets my vote, too!!!
    When I was taking an online class on teaching topics relating to biology, there was a thread that was titled, "What's the scoop on poop?" I thought that was pretty funny! :dopey:
     
  2. nightwar

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    LOL!
    Just the words 'poop' and 'scoop' bring a smile to my face!

    Maybe we can use this name for a thread that relates to modern music news - you know, 'Scoop On The Poop - Britney Spears records new song at her trailer park, J Lo admits she's just a lard-arse, Paris Hilton explains what her input does for mankind etc. etc. etc.'!!
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    Warms my heart to see my favourite thread sill going strong!!

    :)
     
  4. Cindi

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    Nightwar---I have to agree that there is lots of poop out there ... I'll be ready to share when you start the thread.
    Laters,
    Cindi
     
  5. valanx

    valanx Room of Angel

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    Every time i see the name Paris Hilton i think of 'house of wax' when she is brutally impaled through her empty skull...Makes me feel all warm inside :)
     
  6. SAXONIZED

    SAXONIZED Made In Yorkshire

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    Hello all, just about to leave for the Motorhead / Saxon / Girlschool show at London tonight. If any other forum members going i will get the first round of drinks in, as i've said before i'm easily recognised, standing at the bar with my "Lionheart" t shirt on, with a bloody cheese and tomato sandwich running down my face!!!

    See you there, united, as we - :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
     
  7. princess_of_the_night2112

    princess_of_the_night2112 Goddess of Metal

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    Have a superb night my friend, I'll be thinking of you and wishing I was there. That is one tasty heavy metal menu - Motorhead, Girlschool and Saxon. Saxon and Girlschool rooooooooooool - and yes I have been in the pub since 11am this morning!!!! I have to wait till Nov 7th to see the mighty Motorhead and Girlschool - lets hope they bring the mindblowing Saxon along to Glasgow with them.
     
  8. nightwar

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    Have a great night, Saxonized! That is such a great selection of Metal - Amazing!!

    Regarding the Cheese & Tomato sandwich situation - maybe this could become a Saxon institution? Fans attending the gig could bring along the sarnies and eat them during the wait for Biff. But the support act will be very aware that the sarnies are out there so they will ensure a good act... otherwise...!!! You'd also be able to spot a Saxon Forum fan a mile off! You know, sarnie in hand with tomoto juice running down their chin!!
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    Have an awesome time mate! lmao@sandwich btw!
     
  10. SAXONIZED

    SAXONIZED Made In Yorkshire

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    I thought i caught the cheese and tomato flinger last night when i attended a local band gig. On closer inspection it was a jet propelled chicken and balti pie.

    So everybody stay vigilant "The Flinger" is still at large.
     
  11. valanx

    valanx Room of Angel

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    Yeah mate, when the media tells us all to be vigilant they are not just talking about terrorists! lmao
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    And for that reason i cant let this very cool thread die!! so forgive me for this
    :Spam: post !
     
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    Fookin hell, this thread is still going.....

    So whose cheese and tomato sandwich was it?
     
  14. Mad Dan McCafferty

    Mad Dan McCafferty Don't Get Mad,Get Waysted

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    I remember Donnington 88 being the best line up - Megadeath, Helloween, Guns 'n' Roses, David Lee Roth, Kiss & Iron Maiden!! A rockin day, remember seeing for the firts time people building human pyramids, we tried it but where too drunk to get one level up!!!!!

    I was 36 on Friday there, just recovering, thats why I'm on here replying on loads of posts today, it's taking my mind off the hangover!!
     
  15. SAXONIZED

    SAXONIZED Made In Yorkshire

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    Valanx - Cheers mate you saved my tread again, just when i thought the sandwich was well passed it's sell by date, up it pops again.

    Matratz - We still don't know the owner of that sandwich, he must of been a Status Quo fan (sad tosser), unlike quality METAL fans who post on this forum.

    Mad Dan - I attended Donington 88, i was working that day so got there just in time for Maiden. Walked straight in, the gates were wide open, so that was a result!
     
  16. valanx

    valanx Room of Angel

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    Lol yeah well, i though the new guys here might also wanna taste of the sandwich!
     
  17. Mad Dan McCafferty

    Mad Dan McCafferty Don't Get Mad,Get Waysted

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    If the Cheese & Tomato incident had happened now you could have gotten DNA from it to link it to Tesco, Asda, Morrison ect ect!! You could have traced it to the shop then the buyer, turned up at their door with a big JAM sandwich and walloped them on the face with it!!!! Who Needs CSI
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    Lol ! I used to say that all the time when Quincy was on repeat ! Im sure he would solve the mystery, a few people might end up dead in the process though (like in most episodes!)

    Quincy owns !!!
     
  19. Mad Dan McCafferty

    Mad Dan McCafferty Don't Get Mad,Get Waysted

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    This has got me thinkin now, what's the best sandwich filling to throw, to gain maximum distance, velocity and splatter upon impact!!

    after several test sessions in the kitchen and using what was available to me in the kitchen, here's my weapon of choice (or should that be Weapon of cheese!!!):

    White bread (it's heavier and congeals more) Grated cheese enabling larger impact area, Tomato (which I think will be in everyones) Branston Pickle and to finish off two small pickled onion, these could break free from the main body of the Sandwich while in flight and annoy a couple more people!!

    All that remains is which way to cut it? I'm away back to the kitchen.

    I may have to consult the Quincy book of Kung Fu?? or was that Hong Kong Fuey!!!!
     
  20. Mad Dan McCafferty

    Mad Dan McCafferty Don't Get Mad,Get Waysted

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    :loco: Right it's sorted, depending on the damage you want to do with your edible missile, depends on how you cut it!! Don't cut it for a further tragectory and a heavier impact, cut in half if you have two targets in close proxcimity and still want a decent impact and if your looking at a large area and want to cover as much as possible, cut in four, less impact than the other two but still enough to annoy!!!!

    I'm off to clean up the garden now, get the kids in the bath, (They have been very good test subjects!!!!!, they ran about a lot but I still managed to 'Sandwich 'Em')

    over & out

    prof Mad Dan, intercontinental ballistic sandwich thrower expert :loco:
     

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