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why does beer make you so fucking fat!

Discussion in 'Katatonia' started by myownsilence, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. Aprilhäxan

    Aprilhäxan pagan queen

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    Hmm, what a husband... he doesn't even know how the hell I am doing! I'm fine, thank you :mad: If your highesty would take care of writing me a letter at least ONCE, you would know much more! I betrayed you with Unicorn!
    No, seriously, I missed you, Reece :saint:
     
  2. Evil Dead

    Evil Dead Hail to the King baby

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    i havent read the whole post, but alcohol makes your body stop burning fat and move to storing fat and getting rid of the alcohol. your body sees alcohol as a poison. So you can go workout like a mother fucker, but drink some brews and your body will switch over from burning that fat and building muscle to just getting rid of the alcohol..and storing fat :/
     
  3. Skaldir

    Skaldir formerly known as Unicorn

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    <3
    Haha, that made me laugh. :lol:
    Yeah Reece, you have to care more about Ulla!
     
  4. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    actually you're quite right...I have started seeing someone
    my tits are still smaller than yours though
     
  5. Tone-Deaf

    Tone-Deaf \m/

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    *LOL*

    found something really retarded in a funny way

    it's a song written about beer, and here's the flash movie for it

    http://psychostick.com/beer_small.htm

    be sure to check it out :lol:
     
  6. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen
     
  7. LifeDepraved

    LifeDepraved My soul got a crack

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  8. Tone-Deaf

    Tone-Deaf \m/

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    it's a GREAT song and a GREAT flash to watch...if you're drunk and hit on the head. LOL
     
  9. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    better than teletubbies
     
  10. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    I was embarrassed to put this pic for a long time
    because nothing says beer makes you fat more than this pic
    one of my friends and I at our traditional independence day(celebrated by the hebrew callander so it comes out a different date every time...this time was near the end of april) bbq in the mini forest we have nearby
    [​IMG]
    I was all big and sad(like Paul Kuhr :lol: )

    edit: sorry image was too big
     
  11. Vincent J.

    Vincent J. Member

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    Wow, big difference
     
  12. LifeDepraved

    LifeDepraved My soul got a crack

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    Definetly. Good job Ilan!
     
  13. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    I do miss that Tuborg though
     
  14. requiem

    requiem I bleed sir, but not killed

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    The funny thing is when I'm hammered all I want to do is eat cheeseburgers at the end of a night... Mmmm, I could go a couple now actually.

    Hey, did you know that skinny little great-cold-distance once... nah, I won't say! ;)
     
  15. requiem

    requiem I bleed sir, but not killed

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    Make that a double cheeseburger. By which I mean, double post.
     
  16. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    well there's an alternative to beer that can make you slim

    I'm Dr. Roxxxo the rock'n'roll clown...I DO COCAINE!!!!!
    but seriously though...don't do drugs, they'll ruin your life
    don't smoke, you'll just gain weight when you quit and you'll fuck up your lungs on the way
     
  17. gone

    gone zabijasz mnie

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    a man without a beer belly, or at least a spare tyre, is not a real man
     
  18. paradoxile

    paradoxile Den Sista Ljusbäraren

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    a man without heart disease and diabetes is not a real man indeed:rolleyes:
    it's not metal to live past 65:lol:
     
  19. the-great-cold-distance

    the-great-cold-distance Throbbing Member

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    :lol: :kickass:
     
  20. myownsilence

    myownsilence The Influenced

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    Well Ive started to loose weight again although dont know why, I guess im not drinking quite as much beer at the moment.


    I think when life gets going more you loose weight, I just got a new job, about to go on holiday etc
     

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