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why is it that dogs who act like dogs suck...

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by xfer, Jul 20, 2006.

  1. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    but cats who act like dogs are awesome?
     
  2. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    dogs are always awesome, cats are never unless dead.
     
  3. Helm

    Helm Maybe on Luna

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    Azal, I am sad to say that on this matter:

    My opinion is just a point of view, and your position is the other side.

    But don't worry:

    Caught up in our convictions we forget how our senses distort things we see.
    We can't accept our differences but we can always disagree.
     
  4. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    i guess if you like to get pooped on and bitten.

    and given azal's sex threads, i guess he does.
     
  5. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    is that rush?

    if so, you are forgiven.

    helm of course, not alex.
     
  6. Helm

    Helm Maybe on Luna

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    Fates Warning, dude.
     
  7. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    i'm talking about my sister's/parents' kitty Calypso who plays fetch, like straight-up fetches in her mouth and drops the toy at your feet.

    not dog-traits like smelling bad and jumping up on people with dirty claws.
     
  8. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    shit...i was close.

    xfer this sounds like Calypso is an animal version of a wigger.
     
  9. Brainerd

    Brainerd Gunt

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    Dogs are about as awesome as bowel cancer. Cats are great, though. One of my cats Harold is actually bigger than quite a few dogs in our street...
     
  10. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    Cats suck, dogs suck, Knicks suck.

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  11. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    cutest wigger ever!
     
  12. Draft Dodging Scarecrow

    Draft Dodging Scarecrow Year of Mao Zedong

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    My dog no longer acts like a dog. He had his nads cut off. So now, instead of attacking kids on bikes, he just sits there.
     
  13. Astral Poetry

    Astral Poetry "Eros! Your hand...!"

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    I have a cat who acts like a dog, except he has the more undesirable traits like incessant drooling.
     
  14. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    haha yeah my friend tom has this cat Sugar who drools on me frequently. not so cute.
     
  15. Danolich

    Danolich Folkblaze

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    Sometimes I see people walking their cats and their cats are panting. It's probably the cutest thing I will ever see in my life.
     
  16. Brainerd

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    That's pretty wrong. In my opinion cats are meant to sleep all the time and be grossly overweight. It's in their damn nature!
     
  17. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Cat poop is way more disgusting than dog poop.
     
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    Helm Maybe on Luna

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    What? No, no way.
     
  19. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    then why do dogs eat cat poop and not dog poop?

    because dogs are grosser than gross!

    (yeah avi i know, nutrients, et al)
     
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    If you're keen on having a dog-like cat, Bengals (leopard[?]/DMSH cross) are notorious for playing fetch. They're apparently also a good deal more water-friendly than your average pussy.
     

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