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Why PETA should be shut down...

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by DestructoSpin, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. Söy

    Söy Manfred von Richthofen

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    you mean this person:

    Lori E. Kettler, Counsel
    Research & Investigations Department
    PETA
    501 Front St.
    Norfolk, VA 23510

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  2. DestructoSpin

    DestructoSpin The White Wizard

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    Indeed. Got your credit card ready?
     
  3. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Except that a lot of hot, vacuous female celebrities are members of PETA.
     
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    So we knock them unconscious and violate them with various sausages!
     
  5. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Beef, pork, or poultry?
     
  6. Captain Beard

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    All of the above?
     
  7. DestructoSpin

    DestructoSpin The White Wizard

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    None of them actually make an effort to physically protest, they just bitch on TV
     
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    Because they know we have summer sausage for the underside of their summer dresses.
     
  9. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    If they didn't bitch on TV, they'd risk getting their fair share of human meat.
     
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    And animal meat! Just because you're fucking one hole doesn't mean the others can't be stuffed with cow tongue or turkey nuts or something.
     
  11. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    I'm picturing a firehose and liquid cow brains. Wet T-Shirt contest anyone?
     
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    Only is the shirt is woven from silver fox fur and PAIN.
     
  13. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    They raise silver foxes in Russia as part of an experiment. Apparently some of them act exactly like dogs. Their ears even become floppy!

    Naturally, we'd train them to eat vegan.
     
  14. DestructoSpin

    DestructoSpin The White Wizard

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    how about to eat vegans? We starve them constantly and feed them abducted vegan protesters...until they require a taste for their deprived frail bodies.
     
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    I want a silver doggy fox! How did they manage to make them social? Foxes aren't by nature. o_O
     
  16. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Actually I was using the English convention for describing a type of meat.

    vegan = vegan meat.
     
  17. Malergion

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    That was part of the experiment.

    check Wikipedia. It's interesting.
     
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    I want one! I want a pet fox! One for a pet, and one for underwear!
     
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    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    I saw that on the PBS dog history special. Fascinating how quickly foxes could be bred to be social animals.
     
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    I wonder if they still breed them this way...
     

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