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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by PlatypusJesus, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. PlatypusJesus

    PlatypusJesus A Dead Sun Serenity

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    <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane
     
  2. ScientistOfDarkness

    ScientistOfDarkness a prophet in cosmology

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    Pick a fold, any fold.
     
  3. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    OMG, I couldn't breathe for like 10 minutes after he told us that. laughing so hard.
     
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    Dead_Lioness Godless

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    life in the fat lane, reminds me the "big mama" zone in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.
     
  5. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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    unknown fuck ftagn

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    big...mamma...zone?

    *making note to stay out of that area*
     
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    Zob Rombie Fuggin GURU

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  8. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    that WAS the funniest thing I've ever heard.
     
  9. lizard

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    Amsterdam is a wild city. prostitutes, legal pot, scenic canals, then you visit anne frank's house and its a total bummer.
     
  10. lizard

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    p.s.
    also, as a word of advice to some of our younger readers, take it from me: smoking hashish before visiting dachau is not advisable.
     
  11. Dead_Lioness

    Dead_Lioness Godless

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    Lizzard, as someone who lived in Holland i must say...
    Amsterdam is NOT Holland.
    its a great sin city, cool night life, but its so different from the rest of the country,
    and if you ask me, its much better OUTSIDE of it.


    BUT
    back to our Big Mama zone, its a real thing, and if you go on the main street of the Red Light District, and you go up the street, its the third street to your left.
    pretty amusing.
    first time i saw it, i was sure its a joke.
    but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    scary.
     
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    FretsAflame Undercover Shredder

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    LOL :OMG: :lol: hahahaha
     
  13. dreaming neon darkspot

    dreaming neon darkspot natures' retard

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    Care to share this story with us, Lizard?
     
  14. famousamoswillkillyou

    famousamoswillkillyou I'll Give You My Cookies

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    Now that Lizard has given that piece of advice... I guess my plans are ruined.
     
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    sinerchris Everythin is never enough

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    wow Lord gay love with your brother? DUDE, that pic and description had me laughing for a few minutes straight..no joke.
     
  16. PlatypusJesus

    PlatypusJesus A Dead Sun Serenity

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    okay...I moved to Germany when I was 17. My parents lived in Stuttgart and I went down to Munich to the U. of Md. extension campus...I was partying one day with a guy named "S-T" (we called him that because he ate nothing but steak) and this chick named Kelly.
    Carl says, hey, Dachau is just down the road, let's go visit! We smoked a bowl in the car and went strolling in, needless to say being stoned can be fun but not when you're viewing film of bulldozers moving piles of bodies around. That place has a serious bad vibe to it due to the mass quantities of evil perpetrated there. I can't honestly tell you what the fuck I was thinking, other than I was a pretty dumb teenager :)

    Karen, yeah I know you can't judge all of holland by Amsterdam, that's probably true of any city in a state or country. I was pretty young when we went to holland, all I remember is Anne Frank's house, canals, tulips, dikes, and giant wheels of cheese!

    GOUDA
    ED-GUY! oops I mean EDAM
     
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    lizard Member

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    more drug advice:
    don't take lsd before going to your physical geology class, where the professor will ask you to spell Lake Winnipesaukee
     
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    neal wizard in black

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    hahahaha
     
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