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WORST film you've ever seen??

Discussion in 'Pop Culture' started by Rusty, Dec 21, 2002.

  1. Crusader

    Crusader Metal addict

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    oh, Blair Witch Project is such a bad movie, it's not any fun, not any scary, and doesn't make any sense at all.
    Freddy Got Fingered, damn, that must be the most vulgar movie I've EVER seen! Tom Green actually grabs a real horse's dick, and then he shakes it! SICK! :yuk:
    The actual event is that he drives by the road, and then he sees the horse, and he shouts "HORSIE! HERE HORSIE!" he climes over the fence and starts to shake "it".
    When I'd rented the dvd when I saw it, and it had a "behind the scenes" including that scene......goddamn! don't see that movie!
     
  2. Ziller

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    (be warned, total spoiler ahead)






    A.I. would have fucking ruled if the movie had ended where the sub was trapped under the ferris wheel and the camera started to back away, with David asking the Blue Fairy to please make him into a real live boy. I totally expected it to end there and when the screen faded I shuddered and could just think "wow." But then came the sci-fi bit with the crappy semi-happy ending, and that ruined the whole experience for me.

    np: Windham Hell - Salterello Presto
     
  3. paradiselost

    paradiselost Doomed Forever

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    I read the whole topic and i agree with almost all the post!
    My worst movies experiences are:
    Titanic ( 3 hours of my life wasted)
    Spiderman (too much expectations and what a crappy edition)
    Queen Of The Damned (what a shit of argument)
    Windtalkers ( just check the war scenes!)
    These are the ones that i remember now!
     
  4. Nocturnalux

    Nocturnalux At Sixes and Sevens

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    Oh god...Jeepers Creepers was just so bad...and to think I was looking forward to that! "oh finally a horror movie on the screen" and THEN...halfway through it I was like "I want MY money BACK"

    Titanic...everyone loooooved it, but I hated the whole thing...it was rather annoying "Jack I love you!" enough already!! I don't CARE!!!

    And now...the whole Attack of the KIller Tomatoes...nothing beats that...huge tomatoes (that are like plastic things with strings attached to them) decide to take over the WORLD! so they kill people and in one of the sequels (they, there ARE sequels, now ain't that something?!) they eat France...
     
  5. BRlEyTfIyRcEyDfyfyf

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    The Mangler
    The Humanoid
    Alienator
    Saturn-3
    Cradle of Fear
    And many more... I love stupid films
     
  6. BRlEyTfIyRcEyDfyfyf

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    Ow, and one film that is boring and I don't like it at all - "Pearl Harbor"
     
  7. Barefoot In The Dark

    Barefoot In The Dark LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

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    Yes, Pear Harborl was god-awful but what would anyone expect from Jerry Bruckheimer?

    The absoulute worst thing I have ever seen was 'Abraxas', starring the one and only Jesse Ventura as an intergalactic space cop sent to retrieve the anti-life equation or something like that. I purchased this steaming pile of shit for 4 bucks, hoping it would provide a few laughs. Instead, I am scarred for life.
     
  8. Cold Gin

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    I hate to admit, but "Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park" is probably the worst movie ever.
     
  9. Incendiare

    Incendiare hejdundrande skitsnack

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    Fargo
    Kate & Leopald
    Masters of Disguise
     
  10. Voice of God

    Voice of God Harmless Bum

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    I agree very much with this. There was tons of good points to end the movie so that it would've been great (IMO the best was when David jumped from the building), and I think I was ready to leave at least three times during the film, because I thought it was ending, but no it streched and streched. When the aliens came, I wanted to scream, because it was so stupid... Damn Spielberg and his sappy endings, if just Kubrick wouldn't have died, then we could have another masterpiece in AI.
     
  11. union9

    union9 He Who Can Not Be Named

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    Dungeons And Dragons was a total fucking waste of filim.
     
  12. Bionads

    Bionads New Metal Member

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    I actually saw The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The Movie...IN THEATERS!!! :yell:

    My friend dragged me to go see it. I gues I didn't have anything better to do at the time. I think I had just dropped out of college, lost my job and was still living with my parents, but the worst thing about that whole time was having to see that piece of shit. Christ! I wish I hadn't looked at this thread. Now I am reliving the horror of the open credits...the rest is just a blank. o_O
     
  13. union9

    union9 He Who Can Not Be Named

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    Sure you didn't like it.
     
  14. krapylet

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    I don't see why Board would give Seven or Reservoir Dogs 1 out of 10, but that's just different tastes. Anyway, I'm somewhat surprised in you. 90-something replies, and none of you have mentioned Battlefield Earth? My roommate hates this movie with a passion, he sincerely despises it's very creation, but I'll have to tell him that out of 90-something replies, not one person mentioned it! :D (Unless I overlooked it) Let it be noted that I thought BF Earth was a cool movie.

    Anyway. XXX is definitely one of the biggest pieces of crap ever to come out of hollywood, along with most the recent james bond movies. I was bored out of my mind when I saw XXX in the theatres, and I did consider leaving more than once.
     
  15. dance_with_death

    dance_with_death dead member

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    the worst most horrible movie ever made in my opinion was Dahmer...what a horrible movie,....i expected to see killing and blood ...but all i saw was a bunch of guys getting ass raped by dahmer.
    some other horrible movies are
    campfire stories, the fast and the furiest, titanic, xxx, blair witch project, both of the mummy movies, master of disguise, a civil action, volcano, any movies like scary move, or american pie, also baby boy, mothman prophecies, the 3rd crow movie( not salvation.that was the 4th) but the one with the mexican guy, haunting of hell house, the haunting , jeepers creepers and many more

    i liked the nightmare before christmas, AI was good up until the aliens, matrix was ok except a few parts,

    the most amaziing movies: heavy metal, rocky horror picture show, american history x, nightmare before christmas, ted bundy, red dragon, and L.A. blue girl (i love anime porn)
     
  16. _Zsuzsa_

    _Zsuzsa_ Dumbo

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    Hmmm...the worst..? Maybe Harry Potter :ill: What an utter bullshit OMG :cry:
     
  17. maynard420

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    Its a tie for me. I was dragged to both "Dude Where is my car? and a Knight's Tale with my girlfiend (typo intended) at the time. I walked out of both of them. Couldn't stand it.
     
  18. dance_with_death

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    i hated dude wheres my car
     
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    dance_with_death-
    LA Blue Girl is a great one.
    I recommend Utrosukidojo, if you haven't seen it already.
     
  20. RedHagar

    RedHagar Am I horrible?

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    My own life... :tickled:
     

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