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Worst Movies You've ever seen

Discussion in 'Pop Culture' started by ALK, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. IcedMaidenAllica

    IcedMaidenAllica New Metal Member

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    I love your avatar, and I didn't see house of a thousand corpses, but good lord... what was that movie about? honestly? were they serial killers for a reason or just... the fuck of it? and how did they meet? and what the fuck was the matter with them? and why was that clown fucker so scary?
     
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    How about that last Pirates movie?--Dead Mans Chest or something. It was absolutely awful: pointless, plotless, total schlock.
     
  3. derek

    derek Grey Eminence

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    Zombie's movies were aimed right at their target audience, that's all that can be said. He hit the bullseye too.

    ^I agree, I dislike the Pirates movies.
     
  4. Black Core

    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    It had no point but that doesn't make a movie bad
     
  5. s_a_o

    s_a_o The Face of Melinda

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    K-19 The Widowmaker. Terrible. Harrison Ford should not attempt a shitty Russian accent.
     
  6. IcedMaidenAllica

    IcedMaidenAllica New Metal Member

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    I believe that does make a movie shitty actually. What was Zombie's target audience? Partards? Dee-dee-dee's? Honestly I've never seen something so pointless... Maybe Geometry, but thats a discussion for another topic. @ SAO, But its harrison ford, gotta love him.
     
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    zoidberg Mallcore Kid

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    the incredible hulk(shudder)
     
  8. derek

    derek Grey Eminence

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    He aimed it at teenage geeky metal fans, the one-dimensonal type that would love the gore, that was all. It worked, they loved it.
     
  9. Black Core

    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    ^well I'd say it was just something diffrent
     
  10. IcedMaidenAllica

    IcedMaidenAllica New Metal Member

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    really? Personally the only people ive met who liked it are the ICP types, if thats such a thing. My little brother loves mindless gore and wanted to shoot himself as well. I dont even remember that much gore. I remember one of their crew dying at the beginning and not ever knowing who he was, and like a half rape scene... and some guy getting staked through the hands and shit, but besides that i really dont ermember that much
     
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    Black mail.... Bah most boring film ever..
     
  12. IcedMaidenAllica

    IcedMaidenAllica New Metal Member

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    I wish i was from honefoss norway... im from chicago... booo...
     
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    lad Pte. Hell

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    Think I felt insulted after sitting throught that.:lol:
     
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    Why?
     
  15. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    For one, it's not Chicago; two, the place is more than likely beautiful; three, the standard of living there is probably much higher than the average for all of America; four, it's fucking Norway, it has a history and national identity one can (typically) be proud of (America for the last 100 years has really been staggering, especially the last 50); Five, you are amongst a crap load of other nations, not near the rust/bible belt area.

    There are many other reasons, but these are probably some.
     
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    I was kinda hoping that it was because of me... :lol: :lol: :lol: Haha...

    Jupp... It`s a great country.. But there are a lot of things that don`t show... They say it`s one of the richest countries, but where are the money????
    We pay around 36 % of our sallerious(spell??) for taxes, the food cost us 25% for taxes, and if I`m not wrong gasolin cost us 70% for taxes, all the things we buy cost us 15-25% for taxes, we pay taxes of our cars, houses, everything we own through the year.. And a lot more taxes.. For what? The health service ain`t that good as they say.. Old people don`t get the care they supposed to.. There ain`t enough kindergardens.. And I could go on and on and on and on.. I guess everyone says this about their country.. :lol:

    But yeah we have a lot of great history, vikings and so on.. When I was a kid we lived near a viking-grave... :headbang:
    And yeah it`s a good and quiet place to live..
     
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    derek Grey Eminence

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    Not to mention Norwegian policies with regard to the Oceans; the almost intolerable expense in visiting Norway thanks (partly) to its status outside of the E.U; the often bitter cold and the disproportionate amount of foreign residents arriving each year.

    That said, one of the coolest people I know lives in Norway and wouldn't have it any other way!

    I saw the Messengers today with a buddy (free Cinema because he Assistant manages the place!) and it's quite terrible.
     
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    I visited Oslo for a few days, and was amazed how naturally beautiful and spread-out it was. It was also like 65 degrees and breezy in fucking July.

    But, I was also shocked, to find a beer cost almost 10 dollars American, and CDs, were close to 25-or 30 dollars. I dont know how anyone can afford to live there. Of course, Denmark and Sweden are just as expensive.

    And of course, everyone spoke perfect english.
     
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    Gilotina v cvetakh Tu as grossi

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    that flick form norway call woods or forest... i dont know some not scary film that made me sleep.
     
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    Sana Blessed Are The Sick

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    Eragon is probably one of the worst movies ever made. Also, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. And Beerfest. yeah.
     

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