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Worst thing youve heard in bed?

Discussion in 'Chat' started by Starscream, Jul 6, 2003.

  1. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    tired but a good'n, a friends recent..mishap..reminded me of how harsh sex can be sometimes.


    the worst thing ive heard would probably be "oh thats so sweet of you" whilst i was going down on a girl.not what you want to hear. and she was just a fling.




    that one hurt my pride.







    manowar made it better!
     
  2. yourdeadgroom

    yourdeadgroom Black Stone Wielder

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    worst thing I've heard in bed was my knee pop out, as I rolled over (I was alone, too) :p :D
     
  3. Obyeybyeogone

    Obyeybyeogone New Metal Member

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    Your mom moaning (I had to)
     
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    Eirik Progressive Viking

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    hrrm.. with my pop/rap/whatever brother in the next door room, I've overheard some crappy music in the mornings and at night :err:
     
  5. Beast In Flames

    Beast In Flames Dionysian SadoMaso Animal

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    The worst thing I ever heard in bed was someone wanting me to suffer a slowly insertion in a huge container of boiling oil...and then I woke up.
     
  6. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    i understand, its the polite thing to do.

    oh the sound of foxes having sex is fucking horrible. the fem screams like a baby who's being beaten, one time it was so bad i thought i woman was being raped outside my house. (plausable)
     
  7. LiB

    LiB I shit on christmas

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    Worst thing i heard was a fanny fart, was really wierd i wasnt expecting anything. and i was like "WTF!! stop farting at me you rude bitch", took me about half a second to realise and then my general went limp, what a great night that was.
     
  8. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    haha! your general. :lol:

    wouldnt private be more suitable?
     
  9. LiB

    LiB I shit on christmas

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    shut up or ill have you court marshalled for insolence! :tickled:
     
  10. The intruder88

    The intruder88 UM Jackass

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    The worst thing i've heard in bed was an (ex) friend masturbating in his bed... :erk: Thank godess I wasn't in the same bed that he was... :erk:
     
  11. The intruder88

    The intruder88 UM Jackass

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    Yes...it is...and i thought it would be funny, too...
     
  12. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    y'sir. :erk:



    Intruder- thats dark man, why dont fem-friends do that shit?
     
  13. The intruder88

    The intruder88 UM Jackass

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    There's lots more dark, depressing shit where that came from...and yessa, i've always wondered why fem friends don't do that...
     
  14. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    hey its not my fault nobody wants to share.

    i expected it to follow the example i set but it went off on one.
    it seems my sexual failings arent good enough for you guys. fine, i hate you.
     
  15. Belial

    Belial Rainbow Demon

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    My brother fucking a 400 pound behemoth of a woman right next to me as I slept! Can you imagine waking up to that? Fucking traumatizing ... maybe that's why I'm gay. :lol:
     
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    The intruder88 UM Jackass

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    Ewwwwww! So your brother likes bigguns, does he?:puke:
     
  17. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    thats it! fat women=gay men!!


    this is a money making opportunity if i ever saw one..:lol:
     
  18. Spike

    Spike Blinded By The Light...

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    .....Please refer to the 'Longest.....fart....EVER!" thread to get an indication of the worst sound I've ever heard while in bed. :oops:

    Spike
     
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    "are you gonna cum yet?"


    ...ouch....
     
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