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Worst thing youve heard in bed?

Discussion in 'Chat' started by Starscream, Jul 6, 2003.

  1. veil the sky

    veil the sky Lexicon V

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    whohooo!!! :D



    yeh but you should wear gloves or bring a paper towel....
     
  2. Lolita Vampiriá

    Lolita Vampiriá Sister of Mercy

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    What was that you used to have as your avatar?
    *interested*

    I can recall the Wanker -part though. :D
     
  3. Lolita Vampiriá

    Lolita Vampiriá Sister of Mercy

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    Fascinating.... hmmm :D
     
  4. veil the sky

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    hehe yeh. i was kind of crusty toilet paper......

    actually that's what you should have done Hearse, is to have one of those avatars that changes after a few seconds. you could have it switching between your roll and a pile of crusty used toilet paper! now that would be classy! :)
     
  5. Starscream

    Starscream Hair Metal

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    yay, im pleased with this thread. :D


    heres a good one:

    on the night i lost my virginity to the love of my life (still with her, 3 years with 6 month hiatus-im rad), i was like 15 and was in 'party' mode and we were going to a mates bday bash. being as comfortsble with my sexuality as i am i dressed up as a gay cop.
    and GOD DAMN i was homo :lol: , i was really camp looking.
    i had skin tightness, the handlebar mustach and aviators+cap.

    so my girlie ends up loosin it to a fag enforcer but to top it all my bed collapsed in a titanic fashion halfway through.(1.5 mins approx.)



    that was teh winnar of how to be romantic.
     
  6. veil the sky

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    haha 1.5 minutes is halfway through :lol: now that IS romantic....
     
  7. Alyona

    Alyona I have his hat

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    you should do it like veils....half way through the night.....and makes me call him daddy :oops:
     
  8. DE

    DE vote bnp

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    :lol: :lol: rofl
     
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    Starscream Hair Metal

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    what can i say?

    im a fucking stalion.
     
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    Black_paragon all moths must DIE

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    ... My mum walking up to my door, banging on it saying 'can you go to sleep please' about 4am. Ok so she was a bit of a screamer and I was getting a bit carried away - i didn't think anyone was in at the time :S
     

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