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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Brooks, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Brooks

    Brooks Eyes Wide Open

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    Let's play.


    Would you rather be able to fart ice cream or burp chocolate?
     
  2. Kvlt Wench

    Kvlt Wench sews no mercy

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    Burp chocolate. This isn't 2 girls 1 cup.

    Would you rather eat your pet or a human stranger?
     
  3. Brooks

    Brooks Eyes Wide Open

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    Pet. Human meat tastes like shit.


    Would you rather make out with a crackhead for 15 minutes, or snuggle with one every night for a month?
     
  4. Anvil

    Anvil Brain Bubbled

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    Depending on how smelly... probably 15 minutes.

    Would you rather play tiddlywinks or pogs?
     
  5. Brooks

    Brooks Eyes Wide Open

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    Pogs. Duh.

    Would you rather have one eye in the center of your forehead or the skin of an iguana?
     
  6. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    cyclops. with lazer eye.


    would you rather be forced to watch your least favorite band (headlining set) or eat a small plate of your least favorite food?
     
  7. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    Watch my least favorite band headline... if I ate even a small plate of my least favorite food, I'd be sick for quite the while.

    You have to be one: A black man with a missing leg living on a subway, or a singaporean man working 2 jobs living in a 1 bedroom apartment with 18 other people... Which would you rather be?
     
  8. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    what about laying in a pool of my own blood, brain matter, and skull fragments after BLOWING MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT


    would you rather rework your shittiest job or retake your shittiest class?
     
  9. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    shittiest job, at least you get money out of it.
     
  10. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    would you rather bring back dinosaurs or frank zappa?
     
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    Captain Beard No longer active

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    Zappa, Dinosaurs would just wreck shit.

    Listening to a conversation spoken in TXT for 4 hours or watching 4 naked fat women fight over a lion roast in a butter pit?
     
  12. El Stormo

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    As horrendous as it is, I'd still go for the txt convo

    Males only: Have sex with a gorgeous man, or have sex with a repulsive woman?
     
  13. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    I'd have sex with El Stormo.

    WOuld you rather sing in Twisted Sister or Poison in each bands' hayday?
     
  14. rebirth

    rebirth spacestation '76film

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    Employ your engines in something
    beyond the programme before, and not after, you employ them on
    the programme itself.
     
  15. El Stormo

    El Stormo Member

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    Oh my!

    Twisted Sister, I suppose, at least that way I can fool myself into thinking I'm not taking myself too seriously.

    Cut off your hands or your dick?
     
  16. Narmoth

    Narmoth Dreamslayer

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    difficult. Without dick... Without hands, and with my luck with ladies, just the same. Still, arm protheses are awailable, so I'd go with cutting of hands (especially if I was supposed to do it myself).

    Now: "sing" in a rap / hip hop group (no fame included) or go deaf (completely)
     
  17. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    theyre both technically the same. i'd imagine suffocating would hurt more, so drown.

    Would you rather tape thumbtacks to your teeth spikes up and chew repeatedly or stick icecubes to your eyeballs while your eyes are watery so they stick to the cubes?
     
  18. El Stormo

    El Stormo Member

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    Drowning is a bit faster (lungs fill with water upon involuntary inhale), but it's also underwater. Suffocating takes longer, but at least you'll still have freedom of movement.

    The teeth, because if I lost my eyes, that'd be one of the most terrible things that could ever happen.

    Buried alive or being eaten alive from the inside out by worms?
     
  19. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    being buried alive inside a giant worm and having to eat my way out.


    eat a bucket of someone else's: hair or toenail clippings?
     
  20. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    Nail clippings.

    Slowly eat a mound of dry dog shit or drink a large glass of blood?
     

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