After no dates or sex for five years, a woman goes to see Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. He says "Take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side room"...she does this, and Dr Chang says "ok, craw reery reery fas back" As she did, Dr Chang shook his head, "Your probrem vewy vewy bad - worst case Ed Zachary disease I ever saw, dat is why you get no man" Woman says "God, what is Ed Zachary disease?" Dr says "It's when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse!" Have to say, that joke had me chuckling to myself for hours after (still is now!! lol) I am easily pleased! A drunk man walks into a bar. He shouts across the bar to a group of lads, "I shagged your mother". The lads ignore him. He shouts again, "Up the arse, as well!". They still ignored him. He shouts a third time, "She sucked my knob too!". One of the lads stands up and shouts back "Go home Dad, you're pissed!"