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Yet another joke...

Discussion in 'Saxon' started by Sammi951, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. Sammi951

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    After no dates or sex for five years, a woman goes to see Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. He says "Take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side room"...she does this, and Dr Chang says "ok, craw reery reery fas back"

    As she did, Dr Chang shook his head, "Your probrem vewy vewy bad - worst case Ed Zachary disease I ever saw, dat is why you get no man"

    Woman says "God, what is Ed Zachary disease?"

    Dr says "It's when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse!"

    :lol: Have to say, that joke had me chuckling to myself for hours after (still is now!! lol) I am easily pleased! :D



    A drunk man walks into a bar. He shouts across the bar to a group of lads, "I shagged your mother". The lads ignore him. He shouts again, "Up the arse, as well!". They still ignored him. He shouts a third time, "She sucked my knob too!". One of the lads stands up and shouts back "Go home Dad, you're pissed!"
     
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    Man goes to the docters with a orange willy!docter has a look,says to the man have you had any stress lately ,no ive been quite happy,any problems at all ?no says the man im a single 30 year old,what about sleeping?ask the doc!
    No worrys i just eat a couple packets of wotsits and watch some porn!
    robsaxon.
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    :lol: :lol: Sammi.You should have your own thread that tou update every week.
     
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    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    :lol: keep em coming
     
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    :D I do get sent a lot of jokes...but I only post the 'less offensive' ones on here :)
     
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    You can alway email me the more hardcore ones if you want.
     
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    A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad while he gets his hair cut, and stands by the chair eating a cake, while he has it done.

    Barber says "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin"

    "I know", says the little girl, "I'm gonna get tits too!"

    :D :lol:
     
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    Have just sent you a Private Message, Wilks...
     
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    ROFL :lol:
     
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    Fantastic :worship:
     
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    After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Jack notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it
    much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he.

    But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was
    causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me 6 months ago"
     
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    A young woman went to The Antiques Roadshow and dangled a tampon in front of the experts face and said "Go on then, you clever fucker - what period is that from?" :D
     
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    :OMG: :lol: :ill:
     

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